If Jehovah's Witnesses Were Right...

by lilbluekitty 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • lilbluekitty
    lilbluekitty

    If they (or the Governing Body) were right: (fill in the blank)

    - The Bible (even their own) would have lies in it, which would mean the whole Bible would be a lie

    - Jesus' blood wouldn't really save anyone (so what would be the point of him dying for us)

    - There would be no such thing as God's grace (undeserved kindness)

    - The end would have come multiple times already

    - Only 8 million or so (is it 8 million yet or still 7.5?) people alive right now would be saved

    - Heaven would be small (because only 144,000 people would fit)

    Add your own!

  • talesin
    talesin

    ..... such a large percentage of their membership would NOT be on anti-depressants, because they are "Jehovah's happy people".

    t

  • Ding
    Ding

    … then they will be wrong tomorrow because the GB changes the teachings so often…

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    laughing

    Oh, crap...

    I just realized - that's OUTLAW's dog!!!

    I hope he forgives me....

  • talesin
    talesin

    hehehe, well if he doesn't, no dog is gonna win a flame war with a dragon ...

    t

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    [edited]

    Hee hee, you're right, Talesin!!

    Okay, back on topic...[slaps self...]

    If the Jehovah's Witnesses were right, then "Armageddon" would have come - in 1874, 1914, 1925, 1940, 1975, 1980, 1995, 2000, etc, etc, etc....

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    If Jehovah's Witnesses were right and their stuff was really "spirit directed" - then it would mean that God is a Liar , because he does not make mistakes. only humans can claim that luxury.

    or is it "impossible for God to lie"?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    If JW`s were Right..

    There would be no "New Light".

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qLAIskTQXUc/TPpu9UZ81yI/AAAAAAAAE7c/s6BNA60horY/s1600/101130.light-bulb-ban.300.jpg

    I hope he forgives me....

    Mutley likes Dragons..

    ...................... ...OUTLAW

  • Ucantnome
    Ucantnome

    - Jesus' blood wouldn't really save anyone (so what would be the point of him dying for us)

    I think that's the main point to me right now.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    "Mutley likes Dragons..."

    PHEW!!!

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