Did you know it's impossible to eat anything bigger than your head?

by wha happened? 13 years ago 11 Replies latest 13 years ago social humour

wha happened? 13 years ago

anyone?

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Tater-T 13 years ago

in one bite?..... or in pieces

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SweetBabyCheezits 13 years ago

Which one?

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unshackled 13 years ago

I really don't want this to be true, for my purpose in life will be lost. Sooo...watermelon? Cotton candy? Large ball of whipping cream?

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Disillusioned Lost-Lamb 13 years ago

Damn, no one told me, I been eatin' cows for years!

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Lore 13 years ago

Ummmm, in what way?
Bigger as in geometric size? - Cotton Candy. Busted.
Bigger as in more massive? - A human head weighs 10 lbs. A 2.5" Cube of gold weighs 10lbs. I'm pretty sure you could force yourself to swallow it if needed.

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ziddina 13 years ago

Damn, Disillusioned Lost Lamb beat me to it!!!
I was going to say - ever been to a Texas barbecue where they eat the whole dayymed cow???

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ziddina 13 years ago

For that matter, anyone who's ever been to a RenFaire - Renaissance Faire - and bought one of those gigantic turkey drumsticks, has already accomplished that...
MMmmmmmm..... I gotta get me some more of those.... Our local Safeway stores stock barbecued turkey drumsticks - they heat them up to order if you call first - they are to DIE for...!!!

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00DAD 13 years ago

How to eat an elephant: One bite at a time!

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Lore 13 years ago

I think it's more of a guideline than an actual rule.

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