Did you know it's impossible to eat anything bigger than your head?

wha happened?

anyone?
Tater-T

in one bite?..... or in pieces
SweetBabyCheezits

Which one?
unshackled

I really don't want this to be true, for my purpose in life will be lost. Sooo...watermelon? Cotton candy? Large ball of whipping cream?
Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Damn, no one told me, I been eatin' cows for years!
Lore

Ummmm, in what way?
Bigger as in geometric size? - Cotton Candy. Busted.
Bigger as in more massive? - A human head weighs 10 lbs. A 2.5" Cube of gold weighs 10lbs. I'm pretty sure you could force yourself to swallow it if needed.
ziddina

Damn, Disillusioned Lost Lamb beat me to it!!!
I was going to say - ever been to a Texas barbecue where they eat the whole dayymed cow???
ziddina

For that matter, anyone who's ever been to a RenFaire - Renaissance Faire - and bought one of those gigantic turkey drumsticks, has already accomplished that...
MMmmmmmm..... I gotta get me some more of those.... Our local Safeway stores stock barbecued turkey drumsticks - they heat them up to order if you call first - they are to DIE for...!!!
00DAD

How to eat an elephant: One bite at a time!
Lore

I think it's more of a guideline than an actual rule.