Step right up ladies and gentleman and let us GUESS YOUR ARMAGEDDON!

by Terry 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Terry
    Terry

    In the old days of carnivals, state fairs and such there was usually a person assigned to a booth who would "GUESS YOUR WEIGHT". If they guessed wrong, then, you won a plush prize. If they got it right they kept the dollar they had charged you.

    Of course, either way they made a profit because those plush stuffed animal prizes were purchased from China for mere pennies.

    But, more to the point....

    The RULES of the weight guessing are bracketed as within 3 pounds plus or minus. (Note: a 6 pound margin for error!)

    But, in the big time professional carnivals where they charge $5 for a guess you can win a bigger prize if they are wrong ( a set of dishes or a shotgun!)

    and the margin of error is down to 1 pound plus or minus!

    You might think the risk would be too great of making a bad guess and losing a lot of big prizes--but, you'd be wrong!

    You see....it is a SCAM.

    In front of the guessing booth (built into the ground) is a platform scale covered by dirt. When the Rube stands on it the carnival sharpie reads the scale (behind his lecturn) and simply shouts out the actual weight! Then, to prove right "guess" an ordinary weight-for-a-penny scale is used to check the "guess" kept handy for the public to witness.

    It all sounds like farily innocent trickery. No big crime is committed and everybody has fun.

    The guess might just be a savvy estimate on the one hand or a duplicitous reading of the hidden scale on the other hand. Either way the "risk" involved is minimal and voluntary.

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    A legitimate "guess" is always based on something that can later be proved. Age, height, weight are verifiable through measurement.

    An estimate is different. An estimate is only intended as "provisional" such as how much the mechanic is going to charge for your water pump replacement.

    After all, the mechanic might discover far more serious problems as he gets into the details of the job!

    But, what about matters that aren't actually measurable or estimable? What about PROPHETIC guesses, conjectures and estimates?

    What are they based upon and how are they provable?

    An event spoken of in advance would eventually either take place (as predicted) or it would not.

    That is--if it were a ONE TIME event unlike any other event with which it could be confused.

    A ridiculous example would be predicting that a "high profile public figure will die this year". This is hardly a prophecy since this sort of occurance

    takes place regularly and always has. There would be a vanishingly small chance of being wrong!

    The more specific the details of the predicted event the more unusual and unlikely it is to happen.

    The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses base their entire theology on warnings about a one time only event.

    But--they bracket their guesses with common everyday occurances such as floods, natural disasters, earthquakes, wars, famines, etc.

    This allows their "signs" to always be pretend-provable without the actual event ever coming to fruition.

    Like the carnival Weight Guess scam the entire weight of gravitas resting on the Governing Body is...NOT...to get it RIGHT.....but, to risk getting it

    WRONG. The gamble itself. The public risk. Extroverted egotism is the game and the sport of it. All eyes are watching the outcome.

    The public, like the Rubes paying their five bucks to win a plush prize, willingly participate in the scam.

    The razzle-dazzle of "show biz" is more fun than the hum-drum of everyday life, after all. They just "might" win something, too.

    But, what is the actual "weight" of an Armageddon?

    Is it measurable? Verifiable?

    No. It is only the excuse that entices players into the arena in the first place.

    The odd spectacle of "Guess your Armageddon" is that the very idea of a day the world ends is itself a scam.

    It has predictible "indicators" which make the newspaper headlines regularly. Natural disasters are just that: natural. They always have happened

    and always will. But, these "signs" are exciting, impactful and real headline bangers!

    In carnival parlance such signs are a "big come-on" to gather crowds and take in revenue from willing victims.

    What the FAILURE of a guess does is both counter-intuitive as well as problematic.

    First of all, it makes the spectacle (for want of a better description) FUN. It is a kind of game, after all.

    "Ohhhh, we might all die!"

    Secondarily, it makes life exciting for awhile as the date approaches until the scam is revealed.

    The Rubes get to play the game, risk a bit, and experience the possibility of winning something plush. LIFE EVERLASTING!

    The best part of it all is this: NOBODY really wants the prediction to be RIGHT! The relief is a reward in itself!!

    Ahhh, it was really exciting and suspenseful....but, I get to go back to my life and live another day. Sigh.

    If you win, you prove everybody else wrong. YOU triumph.

    If the Carnival Barker (GB) is wrong.....there are no corpses to bury and the game goes on.

    But, the Governing Body, like the Carnival weight-guesser, has a cheat.

    The Watchtower leaders can adjust the guess over and over and over again.

    The crowds come and go. Faces change. But, the scam goes on and on.

  • designs
    designs

    Terry, you look good with a beard.

  • Terry
    Terry

    My razor rusted!

  • just Ron
    just Ron

    Very true Terry. This is a great illistration of the Armageddon Policy of the Watchtower Society.

  • Terry
  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    Like the analogy Terry good work.

    Like the WTS. always says " The work continues on "

    In other words the scam continues on, as long as the WTS. imposes a life or death situation in front of people they will always have

    allured customers and they will always have people to control.

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    There are a lot of jdubs looking for the end of the world, but the end is coming sure enough.

    When we die our natural death from growing old that's our end of the world.

  • Terry
    Terry

    Being a JW is a bit like being in Show Bizness!

    You are the center of attention.

    You aren't like anything else going on.

    You are wacky, zany, comedic and a public spectacle.

    And finally, it ends with a bunch of clowns running around accomplishing nothing!

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    Who would have thought that preaching the gospel could achieve such a commercial success.

    Was it designed to be so, obviously some thought it was.

    You could perceive the JWS/WTS. as the Barnum and Baily Show of religions coming to your door soon.

    Tickets for the show are free but you must spend a few hours listening to one of the shows representatives

    prior to attending.

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    Terry, I thought you were about to open a book and start taking wagers for the date of Armageddon!

    It's a thought. Anyone?

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