What should I do?

Iamallcool

Today is my first time seeing a bag of dog poop on my yard. I do not know who did it but I picked it up and I put it in the febreze trash bag then I threw it in my garbage can. If I will ever find out who did it, what should I do?

still thinking

Poop on their lawn?

MidwichCuckoo

Put it (the bag of dog cr*p) on their doorstep and set it alight - then ring their doorbell (and run away). They'll answer door, see a bag on fire on their doorstep and instinctively stomp on it to put it out. Old but classic.

00DAD

If you find out who did it return it to them, "Here, you accidentally left this on my porch and I wanted to make sure it went back to its rightful owner!"

TOTH

I think that was my wife's stepmom's lunch sack. She probably left it by accident! She thinks people believe she is eating a snak pak but she isn;t.....

Iamallcool

still thinking, I am a better man than that, I would not poop on anybody's lawn.

MidwichCuckoo, very funny but I will pass on that one.

00Dad, Good Suggestion.

TOTH, (I read your other thread too)

still thinking

ask a friend to poop on their lawn?

Iamallcool

I do not know about that.

Iamallcool

I will sign off for now, I will check this thread later.

ziddina

Heh...

We had a particularly vicious family living next to us for a while...

They mistreated their foster daughter's dog something fierce - left it outside in the WORST weather, yelled at it, NEVER exercised it...

I offered to adopt the dog.

Not only did they turn me down, but then they started bringing their OTHER dogs - which were well-treated, by the way - over to my yard to shit on it.

I just picked up the shit with a shovel and tossed it into their driveway around their cars...

Oddly enough, they never had the guts to toss it back again. Maybe they just were too dense to notice the doggieshit stuck to their shoes when they jumped into their cars...

Oh, and the foster daughter came to me a YEAR later and TOLD me to take her dog - which I couldn't, by that time - I'd already rescued another animal that had cost us over a thousand dollars in vet bills....

Of course, she blamed ME for not taking her dog then...

Whatta buncha mentals... Thank goodness THEY'VE moved!!

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