What does Satan and 1/3 of all angels stand to gain by creating chaos?

by tootired2care 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    First, what would Satan and his demons gain from causing us suffering? Nothing. Satan wanted to PREVENT the suffering Jehovah's tyranny was going to cause us, as he was appointed to guard humankind (that is right in their own Bible). Satan knew Jehovah was holding back wisdom and spiritual progress from mankind, and he did something about it. Jehovah couldn't handle that, so he caused the suffering he blamed Satan for.

    The demons are no more villainous. What did they want? Nothing more than the right to do something other than be puppets of Jehovah. They wanted nothing more than to help humans, on their terms (which were obviously different from Jehovah Baghead's terms of enslavement). Demons mated with humans, and taught the Nephilim to not uphold Jehovah's tyranny. Again, right in their own Bible, Jehovah couldn't handle it--so he had the Nephilim destroyed. Again, that even generously assumes that the whole account wasn't ripped off from some much older legend.

  • Lazarus
    Lazarus

    Satan must be the most stupid individual in the whole universe. Beside the things already said, he actively does everything God needs him to do to fulfill the allmightys prophecys.

    e.g.:

    Genesis 3:15: And I will put enmity
    between you and the woman,
    and between your offspringand hers;
    he will crush your head,
    and you will strike his heel.

    What does Satan Superdumb? He strikes his heel (JW explanation: kills Jesus).

    If he were clever, he would have done anything to protect Jesus. He's the ruler of the world, so he had had the power to do it. Prophecy failed.

    Satan 1, Jehova the Ex-Almighty 0

    Thats only one of many examples in the bible. How would a JW explain that?

  • Dogpatch
    Dogpatch

    Satan is bipolar and suffers from ADHD. He sometimes forgets his miscreants.

    God refused him medication. Foolish idea. This is the time that YHWH needed his omniscience to see what bad PR this was. Caught off guard in not keeping up with style. He's been trying to save face ever since.

    How can people believe in these idiotic demons of former centuries today?

    Is Jehovah watching the apostates burn night and day with his dear angels yet?

    FOREVER AND EVER? aionios ton aionios? To the AGES of the AGES?

    Personally I would like a better TV selection. What, are we in Russia?

    Maybe YHWH just gets previews or trailers of the future and is getting restless.

    He, as clan god, is stirring up action.

    Rousing the angels up at 4 AM like a Moonie god and making them chant.

    Sorry-assed devil.

    Dogz

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    How many angels does it take to change a lightbulb?

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