A WAY TO SAVE THE 32 PAGE "AWAKE" MAGAZINE! ADVERTISEMENTS!

by Bubblegum Apotheosis 10 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
    Bubblegum Apotheosis

    Print magazines had to remake themselves around 2002, making themselves thinner, with more succinct articles. In 2005-2009 the Newspaper Companies, Magazines had to find more advertisers to stay afloat. As I am writting this thread, there is a "I am a Mormon Ad" on the side bar. What if the Watchtower put advertisements for "Lexepro, Risperal, Haldol, Prozac, Ambine, Xanax, Diazepam, Wellburtin"

    More Ads from "Nike (the AIR WITNESS") or Asics "Gel Service Shoes" New Balance "The Do Not Call" a shoe for quick retreats.

    "Old Spice Deordant" gift packs, to share with ill brothers and sisters with odor problems.

    "Wild Wheel Chairs" for getting out in field service, when your legs don't feel like moving. Elderly, Crippled

    "Moving Mattresss or the portable "Ionic Iron Lung" --- A guilt free solution for bedridden publishers, providing freedom to preach door2door!3

    Pepper Spray, for dangerous RVs.

    "Social Security Disability Lawyers"

    What kind of Ads could generate the most revenue? Huge potential!

  • mP
    mP

    they could have discount dockets, im sure that would make it popular!

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    Don't forget the Ad for "Depends" and similar incontinence problem solvers, the GB would probably get a discount on theirs that way !

    The old Rutherford mag,( Consolation ?) used to carry adverts for all sorts of junk, spurious medical cures and equipment being a speciality.

    It also contained ,believe it or not, jokes ! these were often about the Clergy or hierarchy as JFR loved to call them, and were extermely weak and laboured if I recall.

    But yes, good idea, you reading this, Bethel Spy ?

  • mP
    mP

    who would be dumb enuff to advertise their products in the a!?

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Mormons.

    They have done a more efficient job of recruiting converts than the Dubs have in my time on this planet.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I know of a good back-page ad: Welcome to the Age of Aquarius. Or, something like "Joy of Satan", a site educating people into alternative religions and spiritual Satanism even at the expense of offending many Christians. Another would be to advertise this forum. Or, something they are superstitious of--like a Ouija board, or the Smurfs, or some Christmas decorations (Christmas Lights, Etc. seems to be one of the best ones around these days for good lights).

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    Blank page with only two letters:

    Big Flittle u.

  • vendetta
    vendetta

    thats a good idea that will never happen

    but thes technogeeks might chang etheir minds if reserves continue to drop

  • mP
    mP

    god told me he will inspire the 550m lottery winner to make a big contribution to save awake! in a few days godswill will be shown!

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Don't forget the advertisements for McDonald's and Dunkin Donuts!

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