Serena wants to marry a JW - does anyone want to be evenly yoked?

by dozy 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George
    Not to mention, she's probably into kinky stuff. She once threatened to shove a tennis ball down a line judge's throat. One thing comes to mind: ball gag.

    She'd have me looking like this spanking me with a 16 page Awake magazine.

  • sir82
    sir82

    I'd be afraid whe would crush my head like a grape. Have you seen those arms / legs?

  • watson
    watson

    And you'd love it George!

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    Serena and Venus could probably tempt me into a game of mixed doubles.

    Mind you, I’m not sure how many rounds I could survive, or who would come out on top!

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    YIKES just YIKES!

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    I won't marry a woman that wears tighty whities, with a flap in the front

  • biometrics
    biometrics

    Serena and Venus could probably tempt me into a game of mixed doubles.

    Mind you, I’m not sure how many rounds I could survive, or who would come out on top!

    She would slam your balls into next week.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    well u would never lose them, they would be in Serena's ball bag

  • Zordino
    Zordino

    I don't know if I could marry a girl who could beat the hell out of me in an arm wrestle or benchpressing. Now if she looked like this: I would marry her in a heartbeat.

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