new date for armaggeddon2530 (c) mp

by mP 15 Replies latest jw friends

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  mP

  i would like too annouce i have firm biblical proof that armageddon is coming in 2530 or maybe 2533.

  all prophets like too look at daniel and revelation but ignore jesus coded messages in the gospels.

  the story of the five thousand loaves given to the masses is our source. each person eats about two loaves per day. given this unquestionable historical event happened in and about 30 or 33 ad we simply add 5000/2 which gives us 2530. my calculations have an error of a few years because we dont actually know when the miracle happened. if i had the day and month then i could give the actually date to the day of arnaggeddon.
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  wha happened?

  and this is a better prophecy than the others, right?

  I think we should lim it, end of days prophecies to 2 per day, per poster on this website. Also limit them to 100 words or less. These long prophecies of OBVES rarely get read beyond the openning line
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  mP

  i almost forgot we also have the miracle of the 4000 loaves, which gives armageddon as 2030ish.

  obves can you please verify my calculations, remember 2 loaves = 1 year. if anyone wants this revelation i want a half share of all yearly profits from any religion that uses this science. the same fee is true for the wts.
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  mP

  wha

  my prophecies have never been wrong, then again i have never made any before, so my record is still 100%. i strongly believe complexity is not gods style hence this simple message. obves prophecies are complex and we all know satan is the god of theives and dodgy calculators and abacuses in the past.
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  wha happened?

  ok well then here's my prophecy. In the next 24 hours, someone on this board will have a bowel movement
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  skeeter1

  Wha happened! My spouse just came out of the bathroom. I'd be divorced if it was known I was typing this . . . . Oh well, it's the End of the World. WTF!
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  wha happened?

  well my work's done. Anyone for a beer? (Make mine an O'Doul's)
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  thetrueone

  OBVES will straighten you out.

  Or then again you might have just made yourself a BFF.
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  mP

  thetrueone

  my calculations are scientific. i have a 0/0 success rate while obves and the wts have many known failures. i also have scriptures to back my pov.

  wha

  what scripture supports your prediction?without a scripture its not scientyific or from jehovah.
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  mP

  wha

  if you read the koran it says evil gennis or demonic angels can enter you while you shit. im not making this up.i highly doubt jehovah would be predicting a mass demonic invasion of our asses.