LMBAO @ Semiconscious!
New name for Awake! magazine
by Bonnie_Clyde 17 Replies latest jw friends
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Joliette
Or 'Never wake up'
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Sapphy
It's cut in half, surely it should be the AWA! magazine, along with the new reduced Watchtower (WA?)
Good morning, nice to find you at home, we're just offering the new WAAWA magazines.
Makes as much sense as anything else.
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00DAD
Semi-conscious
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insearchoftruth
What about half a "university education"?
Maybe 'associates Awake'?
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respectful_observer
What about half a "university education"?
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WTWizard,
I thought of the same thing the other day. If reading Awake and WT = 4-year "university education" (which is now "strongly discouraged"), maybe they needed to cut them in half so that now reading Awake/WTs equal a 2-year degree...which is perfectly acceptable.
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Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
Asleep At The Wheel
Caption: Tired and still driving around trying to find jayhoover's damn king-dumb off the bad directions jeebus left.
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Chariklo
One eye half open, one firmly shut.