Knock on the door, funny.

by jam 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • jam
    jam

    There was A knock on the door this past Sat. morning.

    I open it to find a young, well dressed man standing

    there who said: "Hello sir, I,m A JW." So I said "Come

    in and sit dowm." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and

    asked "What do you want to talk about?"

    He said, "Beats the sh---T out of me, nobody ever let

    me in before."

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Mini-ha-ha

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Hahahahahahaha, you got me! I admit it.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    reminds me of an episode on Kids in the Hall

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Reminds me of the old SNL Landshark skit with JWs. I googled it but couldn't find it.

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    " I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about ? "

    He replied, " Just a minute the Watchtower Society placed a cassette tape in the back of my head and I have to locate the PLAY button "

    " I might have to rewind it from the last householder I visited "

  • maninthemiddle
    maninthemiddle

    He replied, "I need your wifi password for my iPad, the Watchtower and Awake are on the internet now to save printing costs."

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
  • Knowsnothing
    Knowsnothing

    I could only find this in Italian.... stupid youtube. Enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDatl_mqv7g

    Also, this video is in English, but I can't embed it.

    http://wbande.com/family-guy-clip-peter-a-jehovahs-witness/

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