Why do women keep throwing themselves at me?

by usualusername 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • usualusername
    usualusername

    I have not had a shower for a week. Hang on a have another poster knocking on my door.

    Give me 6 minutes.

    Shes cute give me 8...........

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Banner ads for Russian/Chinese/Martian dating sites?

  • usualusername
    usualusername

    Cuckoo in the nest

    Jealousy does not suit you. No offesnse.

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Not jealous, just running Adblock.

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    Women have thrown themselves at me for years, it's such a shame that girls can't throw, they all missed !

  • tornapart
    tornapart

    Well you look like a fat sabre toothed sparrow from outer space to me... maybe like attracts like..

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    It'll be your hypnotic eyes.

  • blond-moment
    blond-moment

    I would make a reply but don't want to be accused of throwing myself at anyone.

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    usualusername Women on this forum throw themselves at me too. That is why I wear armour and keep my gladius keen.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    What's a gladius?

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