What women don't like and what men don't like!

by spectromize 34 Replies latest social relationships

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  spectromize

  Women don't like,

  #1 Unclipped hair protuding out of your nose and ears.

  #2 Showing up at the restaurant without reservations.

  #3 Using her money to buy a gift.

  #4 Asking her daughter out if it doesn't work out.

  #5 Watching the football game while she says:"We have to talk!"

  #6 Being a couch potato on your days off.

  #7 Never, Never say she's fat even if she is.(actually it should be rule #1)

  I will stop here for now and continue later, now the men,

  #1 Never, never say :" We have to talk during the Superbowl."

  #2 Making the telephone your best friend while we wait.

  #3 Sending us to the store to buy feminine napkins or lip stick.

  #4 The expression:" You don't make as much money as my Dad."

  #5 I need a new pair of shoes to match while all closets are stuff to the max and hit you in the head if you try to open it.

  #6 I need a new outfit while all closets are stuff to the max and you have to keep your own clothes in the trunk of the car.

  #7 Mind reading is not our strongest asset.

  Please feel free to continue the list...
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  Seven

  spec., I just couldn't let this one slide by.
  Women don't like:

  1. Butt crack. Pull those pants up!

  2. The continuous fondling of the remote control.

  3. Expecting me to cook when I want to watch football.

  4. When he gets upset when I call him by another man's name.

  5. Drinking out of the milk carton.

  6. When his after shave smells like an air-wick room deodorizer.

  7. When he scratches himself in public.
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  spectromize

  Seven,

  In reply to:"When he gets upset when I call him by another man's name."

  Uhhh??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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  Seven

  spec., Allow me to explain: I met a man for lunch
  the other day and not once but three times mistakenly called him William[previous boyfriend].
  I hate when that happens, and so do most men. I feel it is the ultimate insult. Thoughtless and unfortunate. :(
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  waiting

  Residing in the South, I was really taken back when I saw grown men just standing around "holding themselves." I don't know how else to politely say it - but I hope you understand what I'm referring to.

  My husband says they have even been given counsel over the years for brothers not to do this. They don't, in general, but, man, do others do this.

  My husband says the equivelant is a woman "adjusting her bra straps, and whatever, in public." I told him to mind his own business - he said he was going to start "holding himself" 'cause I never did it for him.

  Men can be so rude - unlike women.

  Men also keep toothpicks in there mouth forever. Why? They don't realize it makes them mumble. Men also jingle all the stupid change in their pockets for eternity!!! Drives me nuts when they do that during prayer. Obviously, I don't focus on the thought of the prayer, but just want to slap the fool out of the men jingling!
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  Frenchy

  Okay, here's my little list:

  *I don't like it when women use profanity
  *I don't like to see a woman smoking
  *I don't like to see fat women in biker shorts!
  *I don't like to see a woman shopping in sweats.
  *I don't like to see a good looking woman in a mini skirt.
  *Scratch the last entry!

  Most of the above goes for men as well...but particularly so for women.

  Edited by - Frenchy on 30 May 2000 18:12:35
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  Frenchy

  Okay, okay, here's a list of the top ten things that men know about women.

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  10. ...they have breasts.
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  Seven

  !!! LOL At least you're honest.
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  Frenchy

  To a fault, I'm afraid.
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  kat7302

  lmao@frenchy! good list

  ten things men know about women...
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  10....their breasts look good enough to talk to!