Today's Caption Contest

by Mr. Falcon 13 years ago 32 Replies latest 13 years ago jw friends

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  Terry 13 years ago

  

  "I'm not going through with the appendectomy, Mr. Abramson, you don't have a fever. You left that damned tanning light on again!"

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  outsmartthesystem 13 years ago

  "Next on the 6:00 news, a heartwarming story about a man that was willing to murder his own son because that's what God told him He wanted him to do. Isn't it lovely to see nothing, not even the flesh and blood of a firstborn, stand in the way of a man trying to prove his faith in God? If we could all detach ourselves of human emotion like this man, wouldn't the world be a better place? Stay tuned for the interview"

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  unshackled 13 years ago

  

  "Knife? That's not a knife. THIS is a knife. Lolz!"

  "God, please, you're not helping here.""Right, right, killing your son. My bad, carry on."

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  cantleave 13 years ago

  "Fuck off shining those lights in his eyes God - this is his first shave!"

  "I was going practice shaving the sheep but it preferred to have shit in the bush"

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  TimeBandit 13 years ago

  "Hey Isaac, it's time to show you that new shaving technique I've discovered! After this, You'll never need to shave again..."

  

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  cantleave 13 years ago

  God: "I said the fucking foreskin dickwad!"

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  androb31 13 years ago

  

  Ram in the bush: Shhhhhh....don't want to spook em......I've just stumbled upon the two palest humans I've ever seen out here in the middle of the desert. What a find!!!

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  SweetBabyCheezits 13 years ago

  "RamJack to SpiderMonkey, come in. We're approaching the target, right flank... Ghillie Team Six, prepare to engage. Over..."

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  cantleave 13 years ago

  Beware of voyeuristic sheep when playing bondage games with your young sub.....

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  Disillusioned Lost-Lamb 13 years ago

  "Should I tell him I'm gonna rape him, I mean give him my "seed"?"

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