"I'm not going through with the appendectomy, Mr. Abramson, you don't have a fever. You left that damned tanning light on again!"
Today's Caption Contest
by Mr. Falcon 32 Replies latest jw friends
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outsmartthesystem
"Next on the 6:00 news, a heartwarming story about a man that was willing to murder his own son because that's what God told him He wanted him to do. Isn't it lovely to see nothing, not even the flesh and blood of a firstborn, stand in the way of a man trying to prove his faith in God? If we could all detach ourselves of human emotion like this man, wouldn't the world be a better place? Stay tuned for the interview"
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unshackled
"Knife? That's not a knife. THIS is a knife. Lolz!"
"God, please, you're not helping here.""Right, right, killing your son. My bad, carry on."
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cantleave
"Fuck off shining those lights in his eyes God - this is his first shave!"
"I was going practice shaving the sheep but it preferred to have shit in the bush"
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TimeBandit
"Hey Isaac, it's time to show you that new shaving technique I've discovered! After this, You'll never need to shave again..."
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cantleave
God: "I said the fucking foreskin dickwad!"
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androb31
Ram in the bush: Shhhhhh....don't want to spook em......I've just stumbled upon the two palest humans I've ever seen out here in the middle of the desert. What a find!!!
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SweetBabyCheezits
"RamJack to SpiderMonkey, come in. We're approaching the target, right flank... Ghillie Team Six, prepare to engage. Over..."
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cantleave
Beware of voyeuristic sheep when playing bondage games with your young sub.....
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Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
"Should I tell him I'm gonna rape him, I mean give him my "seed"?"
