New JW chain-email going around

by FaithfulBrother 47 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Next, the statue will be in pieces on the ground, growing moss and lichen, the rock long gone.

  • avatar
    avatar

    In 5 years time the stone will be up the statues ass!

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    well if I remember correctly, whenever Jah rescued his people, it was a noteworthy event. parting of the red sea, killing of the firstborn, fire coming down and eating people, a big boat. But now Jah has a change of plans. It's going to be a scavenger hunt. It's really hard to be saved nowadays. It was so much easier in the old days

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    wow, what dummy came up with this? i guess you gotta do something when you're so busy not enjoying life.

  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    How high is a mountain it takes a hundred plus years for a rock to fall from top to bottom?

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Isn't this Japanese upskirt porn?

  • steve2
    steve2

    Scarey stuff: Someone out there is studying the Watchtower pictures way too closely. Now if only all that energy they put into analysing the pictures was put into analysing the Watchtower's changing claims and counterclaims over the same decades.

  • daringhart13
    daringhart13

    Odd..........the stone looks to have gone backwards between 2004 (where its hitting the statue) and 2012 (where its still imminent)

    But don't look at that............look at the puppet......over here kids, look at the puppet.

    LOL..........how did any of us spend any of our lives in this cult?

  • cedars
    cedars

    It's not very subliminal, is it?!

    If you already know what the stone and the statue symbolizes, then it's hardly akin to cracking the enigma code.

    Without wishing to sound patronizing, you'd have to be a pretty gullible, mentally-challenged Witness to get excited by this.

    Cedars

  • loosie
    loosie

    yeah I got that one too. Years ago the stone was sooo oclose to the feet. we were almost there. yada yada yada

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