Jehovah's Witnesses - Organizational Chart

by fugue 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • fugue
    fugue

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Pretty accurate. Holy Spirit must've helped you with it.

    I do think there's one error: Satan would be higher on the OrgChart than Ex-JWs.

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    I like this.

    You've correctly got the status of Women who are pioneers. Though they're higher than women who are not pioneers, pioneer women have nowhere to go. That is, unless they get married to an elder, and then they can begin to climb the ladder to become a Bossy Elder's wife, and produce Children of Elders.

    So, sisters, try harder. Become pioneers, and know your place until you can get to marry and set your husband on the ladder.

  • fugue
    fugue

    Someone pointed out that Jesus doesn't really fit anywhere in the chart. So I made a new chart to reflect Jesus' actual position within the JW hierarchy.

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    Truly very sad, but sadly very true...

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    Why on earth is God not on the same page as the Watchtower when it comes to impressive hierarchy building?

    Why does he only have three levels on his organisational chart, and why has he decided to eventually reduce it to two?

    God vs the Watchtower? Who will win? I wonder...

    (John 6:65) . . .“This is why I have said to YOU, No one can come to me unless it is granted him by the Father.”

    (John 14:6) . . .No one comes to the Father except through me.

    (1 Corinthians 15:24) . . .Next, the end, when he hands over the kingdom to his God and Father, when he has brought to nothing all government and all authority and power.

  • Sic Semper Tyrannis
    Sic Semper Tyrannis

    You left out the heavenly spirits of Russell, Rutherford, Knorr, and Franz. They have to be kicking ass somewhere up on that chart. Rutherford has to be Jehovah's wine steward, Russell his pyramid specialist, Knorr his Sodom/Gomorrah liaison, and Franz his official interpretor.

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    I'm with Sic Semper Tyrannis on this! Please could we get another version yet again, with those classic roles?! These fine chaps have undeniably earned a place in the hierarchy and receive regular worship in recognition of their awe inspiring status.

    Is it possible to further clarify the position of the "Anointed Partakers who are NOT on the GB" for example as "lower class reject members of the Faithful & Discreet Slave class" (consisting also of legit, and non-legit mentally and emotionally disturbed partakers)?

    Wouldn't it be awesome if god's whole VISIBLE organisation on earth (the VISIBLE Golden Calf) could somehow manage to still fit on one page!?

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    The light has indeed gotten much brighter since the heady heretical days of 1971...

    (w71 12/15 p. 749)

  • fugue
    fugue

    "the VISIBLE Golden Calf"

    HAhahahahahahahaha that cracked me up... haven't heard that one yet. I love it.

    As far as adding deceased GB members... that could really open a floodgate. I mean, in addition to Rutherford (wine steward), Russell (pyramid guy) Knorr (sodom expert) and Franz (linguist)... shouldn't you also add these ex GB members:

    • Leo Greenlees (boy's wrestling coach)
    • Percy Chapman (hot tub party organizer)
    • Ewart Chitty (male model talent scout)

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