Me. I am exempted from Field Service. I don't know how long this will last. Perhaps I should give it another shot soon. Could be fun! I should show up for a field service meeting at a hall that does not know me. Now that would be REALLY funny. Sitting in the car group, spreading my demonic seeds. Handing out JWN and JWFacts and Silent Lambs website addresses. Yesssss----I can see my evil apostate plot expanding now.
I could pretend to know some people, and act only mildly hurt that they don't remember that time we met at convention and went to feed at a buffet afterward.