Things I trust more than the Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body

by OnTheWayOut 38 Replies latest social humour

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  OnTheWayOut

  I stole this, from of all places, Rick Fearon. I don't know who he stole it from. Please think of more.
  
  

  Things I trust more than the Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body
  
  + The media
  + Mexican tap water
  + Cappuccino from Bill Cosby
  + A Bigfoot sighting
  + A politician who says "Trust me"
  + An Al Qaeda who wants flying lessons, but skips landing and take-offs
  + A Hillary Clinton War story
  + Bill Clinton wanting to give a speech at an all-female school
  + Gas station sushi
  + A Brian Williams or Bill O'rielly news report
  + Email from a Nigerian prince
  

  
  
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  Wild_Thing

  Consuming food from Taco Bell.
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  Oubliette

  Funny!
  
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  Magnum

  + Leo Greenlees with a little boy. Oh wait! He was on the governing body! Sorry.

  + Bernie Madoff with my life savings

  + Lance Armstrong

  + used car salesmen

  + telemarketers
  

  + Chris Christie with my pizza
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  tenyearsafter

  I think it originally came from someone's opinion piece called "Things I Trust More Than Obama"...but it certainly fits here!
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  LostGeneration

  -The book of Mormon!
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  FayeDunaway

  FOX news
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  OUTLAW

  I stole this, from of all places, Rick Fearon. I don't know who he stole it from.

  He steals a lot of stuff from JWN for his show..So he probably plagiarizes from a lot of places..

  Pretending the info is his original thoughts..He doesn`t credit anyone..

  Things I trust more than the Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body..

  .......Empty Tube of Tooth Paste..
  

  
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  Crazyguy

  Toilet paper, trust it way more.
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  JeffT

  I'm trying to think of something I trust LESS than the GB. So far I'm coming up empty.