The education you receive at the Kingdumb Hell the best in the universe? At what, training people for mass enslavement?
The witlesses are trained for nothing but pious-sneering. Some go to Beth Hell, while others go on stupid missions (anyone really want to go to Nigeria to build up their congregations?). But, for nothing. You make nothing, you create nothing. You take abuse, and don't complain. This trains them for mass human enslavement, not productive living.
Put bluntly, the first time I found the Joy of Satan web site, I felt I got a better education in one page view on that site than I did in all the years at the Kingdumb Hell. I felt more spiritually enlightened just from that, and that explained the problems in the LIE-ble better. They also did a better job at educating me about my soul than the witlesses ever did. And that was a blatantly Satanic site. Now, if the Washtowel bashes Satan to such a great extent, then I challenge them to sensibly explain why Satan gives me so much better a view of the soul and the universe than Jehovah does.