Tonya Harding vs. Amy Fisher

by Mister Biggs 11 Replies latest social humour

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Fox must be desparate.
    Anyone have any requests for the third match???
    I want to see Franklin Cover (a/k/a Tom Willis) vs. Sherman Hemsley (a/k/a George Jefferson)

    NEW YORK (AP) -- Tonya Harding and Amy Fisher are getting ready to rumble.

    The pugilistic divas will face off on "Celebrity Boxing," a Fox special scheduled to air March 13. The network is billing the bout as "the battle of the bad girls."

    Also on the special, former "Brady Bunch" star Barry Williams will be pitted against Danny Bonaduce, once part of TV's "Partridge Family."

    The network said the fights will be real, each lasting three rounds.

    Harding gained notoriety when, in January 1994, the figure-skating champ was involved in a bungled plot hatched by her ex-husband to disable her Olympics rival Nancy Kerrigan. Harding pleaded guilty to conspiracy.

    Amy Fisher made headlines as "the Long Island Lolita" when, as a teen-ager having an affair with auto mechanic Joey Buttafuoco, she shot and wounded his wife in 1992. Fisher served almost seven years in prison.

    A third celebrity-boxing pairing has yet to be announced, Fox said.

  • openminded
    openminded

    Ill put my money on Tanya and Danny. Any takers? -om

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Tale of the Tape

    Height: 5'4"................................5'5"
    Weight: 127 lbs...........................123 lbs
    Reach: 25".................................32"
    Teeth: Most................................All
    Favorite Weapon: Bat.....................Small Gun
    Last Win Opponent: Nancy Kerrigan.....The Buttafucco's
    Most embarassing
    moment:
    The homemade video............Making whoopee with the prison guard
    Looks: Edge to Amy
    Hair Style: Edge to Amy
    Attitude: Edge to Tonya
    Intangibles: Edge to Tonya
    Prediction: Tonya in 3

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    Amy has been in prison though. That has to toughen up a girl....I go with Amy in 4.

    Tonya had someone else do her dirty work. She is a wuss.

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    puffsrule-
    LOL! It's only a THREE round fight.
    You're right, though about your prison point. Amy may just give Tonya a beatdown.

    I like Danny in the other fight.

    Do you have a dream match you'd like to see?

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    HAHAHA! I had skimmed the first post because I heard it on the Tonight show last night!

    I still go for Amy....in Three

    For the third match, I'd love to see Rhoda (Valerie Harper) vs. Laura Ingalls (Melissa Gilbert). It could be a prelude to their "re-election" for the SAG presidency. Who ever wins becomes the SAG pres.

    On that match, I'd go for Rhoda. She would kick the crap out of the prarie girl.

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    Another great third match up would be Marcia Brady vs. Laurie Partridge.

    Two 40 something women, whose careers are over, trying to make a come back.

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Good ones, puffsrule!!! Laurie would win.
    How about this matchup?

  • ring
    ring

    DREAM MATCH

    Gilligan vs. Krammer

    My take on Tonya vs. Amy,
    I believe the fight will end in disqualificiation,
    Amy likes to take head shots,whereas Tonya prefers to hit
    below the belt. Ref will stop it in the second. Tonya
    will be disqualified.

  • Imbue
    Imbue

    Amy put a gun to a woman's head and pulled the trigger . Tonya hired her husband and sat at home pretending she wasn't involved. Tonya may hire somone though to knock amy off before the match. This is a tough call.

    MY vote Amy will win! She's a crazy vitch!

    Crazy is doing the same thing over and over again when it doesn't work.

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