Is this a joke or what?
by slimboyfat 22 Replies latest jw friends
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Bella15
Oh Dear!!! LOL @ the cow thing ... I can't stop laughing ...
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cheyenne
LOL blondie. That paragraph sounds like something someone wrote in another language and then translated word by word on google translator.
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Poztate
If the boy friend should become sexually aroused and lets her know it and then she yields her body to the advances of the amorous boy friend, she is
likely to become pregnant as a result of just one sex experience of this kind.
That had to have been written by Freddie Franz. He was the expert on women and human relationships....
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Quarterback
This cow thing doesn't do much to improve the mood. Guess I'm not a bull.
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Leolaia
You forgot to post the best part:
*** w61 12/15 p. 767 Questions From Readers ***
When the ovum, that is, the egg cell from which the baby starts, is at large or is on its way from the woman’s ovary through her Fallopian tube to the uterus....When a young, unmarried girl falls to the temptation, the price she pays is terrible: shame, sorrow, a ruined reputation, endless troubles, with the danger of being disfellowshiped from a congregation if the girl is a dedicated member. It is high time for girls to understand the make-up of their bodies and its functions, especially with regard to sex. Then if a girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum is at large and is causing sex disturbance and cravings within her, she will be able to act like a true lady of irreproachable morals at all times.What is an "ovum at large"?
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cheerios
lol the 'sex disturbance' ...
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Leolaia
Setting aside the sheer stupidity of that article, the language is just plain weird. 'She is in condition to breed', 'she makes the matter known', 'she is bred by him', 'the end result is a calf', 'he has no season', 'engage in the breeding act', 'the results of sex's operation", 'as with a cow', 'girl who has reached her puberty', 'has association with a boy', 'it is high time', 'the makeup of their bodies and its [????] functions', 'ovum at large', 'sex disturbance', etc. I keep thinking of Jules Winnfield saying:
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oompa
funny slim...but why are you reading this exactly?...are you ok?...........oomps
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LouBelle
beware boys, my ovum's at large and i'm in sexual overdrive.
