Q: How DID Noah get all those animals into the Ark?

by notjustyet 43 Replies latest social humour

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    A: You take the "J" out of "Jahs" and the "F" out of "Way"

    I can't beleive that I did not recognize this 40 years ago!!

    NJY

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Could you please elaborate? - this does not seem to be very clear (at least not to me).

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I don't get it, either.

    My mom explained to the little kid me that Noah only took a few animals and they went on to make the different variations we see today.

    Maybe Noah did some selective breeding and got divine pedigrees for his umm...creations.

    Mate spiders with crabs and you get the scorpion.

    Sheep + camel = llama

    Prisoner + horse = zebra

    Beaver + duck = platapus

    What others are there?

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    What part are you having a problem with?

    Let me know here and I will explain.

    NJY

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    I don't get the joke either.

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    The "F" out of "Way"????

    Huh?

  • raxxxx
    raxxxx

    he did not. Case closed.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    ???????

  • falseprophet
    falseprophet

    I'll explain! "There is no F in way" is the joke! (Sounds like: There is no F***ing way)

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-_8E_zeuNE

    Try this...

    Q: Who put the straw in strawberries?

    A: Jehovah did.

    Q: Who put the ape in apricots?

    A: Jehovah did.

    Q: Who put the f in Noah's Ark?

    A: Their ain't no effin' Noah's Ark?

    That's what I been tryin' to tell ya, their ain't no effin' Noah's Ark!

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