What happens when you play country music backwards?

by usualusername 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • usualusername
    usualusername

    You get ya wife back

    ya car back

    ya job back

    ya dog back

    ........................

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    That joke is older than I am...

    Snoozy

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Not your car.

    Your pickup truck.

  • botchtowersociety
    botchtowersociety
    Your pickup truck.

    Only it got keyjobbed by the ex.

  • LV101
    LV101

    CUTE! Have never heard before.

  • james_woods
    james_woods
    Only it got keyjobbed by the ex.

    Bullet holes in the tailgate.

    Or, maybe in the sides of the bed if she was a fast draw.

  • botchtowersociety
    botchtowersociety

    Bitch slashed the tires and cut the upholstery before I tried to make my break.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    Assuming it reverses the usual effect, I suppose it would make you want to unshoot yourself in the head?

  • james_woods
    james_woods
    Assuming it reverses the usual effect, I suppose it would make you want to unshoot yourself in the head?

    Possibly. Assuming that the above made any sense. BTW - Bubba shot the Juke Box --- last Night. Put it down with one shot. Said it played a sad song he didn't like.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    frontwards, backwards, whatever yuch

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