I attended a friend's birthday party, and no one was beheaded!

by keyser soze 13 years ago 18 Replies latest 13 years ago jw friends

• 

  keyser soze 13 years ago

  It turns out that this isn't a common occurrence at these things. What gives?

  Don't get me wrong, I still had a good time. But I was so looking forward to seeing my first decapitation.

  Link
• 

  Morbidzbaby 13 years ago

  Yeah it's not really a great time until someone loses their noggin. I mean, sure it seems like all fun and games, but when heads roll that's when the REAL fun begins.

  Soccer, anyone??

  Link
• 

  NomadSoul 13 years ago

  Soccer? I guess you never been to a Phillies game.

  Link
• 

  NewChapter 13 years ago

  A birthday party without a beheading is so anticlimatic. I leave them feeling just a little bit empty.

  Link
• 

  Glander 13 years ago

  where was this b'day party? Mexico?

  Link
• 

  Morbidzbaby 13 years ago

  LOL @ Nomad... Nope.

  NC I agree... I always leave feeling a bit let down. I mean, cake is great...if there's ice cream, even better... But a beheading? It just brings everything together, I think.

  Link
• 

  james_woods 13 years ago

  Was there a naked fan dancer?

  Link
• 

  LostGeneration 13 years ago

  Well at least you can be sure that God really, really, really hates you now!

  (Oh, and you made him sad too!)

  Link
• 

  keyser soze 13 years ago

  Was there a naked fan dancer?

  Possibly me, but I'll have to check the video. Some of the night is kind of a blur.

  Link
• 

  nugget 13 years ago

  I love birthdays and will happily keep attending in the hopes of some exciting entertainment. The problem probably is that because jws generally refuse to attend there is a shortage of annoying people deserving a beheading at the event.

  Link