Hello - My story

by Sparlock 51 Replies latest jw friends

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    Dammit, I thought of doing this!

  • Sparlock
    Sparlock

    Baltar - do you possess magic? Are you a warrior?

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    you must be very evil and powerful if you were dumped within a day. At least you unbinned yourself. Perhaps advertise yourself on craigslist - used and soiled goods ... or perhaps make your way to the Unseen University of Magic.

    Okay you know what would be awesome - Sparlock Fights Back series on youtube! Now if only I can find someone to dress up like that lil wizard.

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Welcome Sparlock!

    As a wizard, you must possess great powers! Why don't you go and turn that little boys mother into a toad? (Unless she already is...)

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    I possess the magic maligned by your arch enemies, the Witchtower Society. This high magic is known as "critical thinking".

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    Sparlock lays siege to Witchtower (seriously - there could be some excellent lil episodes)

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    Glad you could join us!

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Welcome to your supporter's club

    May your shield shelter you from attacks from the Flufffull and Indiscreet Ones

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Welcome SPARLOCK!

    So about the "magic" thing. . . I heard you can turn princes into frogs and make rabbits disappear. . . Why don't you use your magic to cure cancer or bring dead people back to life. Just wondering.

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    Start by getting out of the bin!

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