Dammit, I thought of doing this!
Hello - My story
by Sparlock 51 Replies latest jw friends
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Sparlock
Baltar - do you possess magic? Are you a warrior?
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LouBelle
you must be very evil and powerful if you were dumped within a day. At least you unbinned yourself. Perhaps advertise yourself on craigslist - used and soiled goods ... or perhaps make your way to the Unseen University of Magic.
Okay you know what would be awesome - Sparlock Fights Back series on youtube! Now if only I can find someone to dress up like that lil wizard.
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Jim_TX
Welcome Sparlock!
As a wizard, you must possess great powers! Why don't you go and turn that little boys mother into a toad? (Unless she already is...)
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baltar447
I possess the magic maligned by your arch enemies, the Witchtower Society. This high magic is known as "critical thinking".
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LouBelle
Sparlock lays siege to Witchtower (seriously - there could be some excellent lil episodes)
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Broken Promises
Glad you could join us!
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Black Sheep
Welcome to your supporter's club
May your shield shelter you from attacks from the Flufffull and Indiscreet Ones
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breakfast of champions
Welcome SPARLOCK!
So about the "magic" thing. . . I heard you can turn princes into frogs and make rabbits disappear. . . Why don't you use your magic to cure cancer or bring dead people back to life. Just wondering.
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snare&racket
Start by getting out of the bin!