Kurt, ain't you a naughty one
you gave me a great idea on my next script,
Caleb's Mom has some serious issues
by bats in the belfry 32 Replies latest jw friends
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skeeter1
Do you think JW moms are going to cut their hair like hers?
Skeeter
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wasblind
WARNING : THE QUOTES IN THIS SCRIPT CAME STRIAGHT FROM PAGES 232 AND 233 IN THE YOUNG PEOPLE ASK BOOK
Caleb : " Can a boy and a girl ' just be friends ' ????
Mom : " So-called platonic relationships are quite popular amoung youths.
youngsters argue that such relationships help develop
a more rounded-out personality."
" Nevertheless, a " platonic " friendship is often little more than a thinly disguised romance
or a way to get attention from someone of the opposite sex without commitment . "
" Too much close association can have yet sadder consequences"
Caleb : " But I'm not attracted to my friend and would never get romantically involved with her."
Mom: " perhaps, but how might you feel in the future? Besides, " he that is trusting in his own heart is stupid ".
I couldn't make this up even if I add " once upon a time " to it NO JOKE
You hit the nail on the head Kurtbethel, now you see why Caleb is always alone playin' wit his little " Jimmy "
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bats in the belfry
skeeter1 >> Do you think JW moms are going to cut their hair like hers?
Most likely, since it's coming from the highest authoritative source on earth JWs believe in, i.e. the FDS/GB. They are the 'channel' to look up to in terms of guidance in spiritual matters.
To have a God-approved hairstyle is a welcomed and logical enhancement to a sister's already developed spirituality.
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breakfast of champions
SKEETER1 - back in the day, out resident elderette pioneer sister would have said that a short haircut like that is a "lesbian style haircut."
I shit you not, that is exactly what she called anything above the shoulders.
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DesirousOfChange
I sat in the office, during the class party, I told the teacher that they would be hung or beheaded, for having one.
The school psychiatrist wants to speak with you and dad.
ROFLMAO
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Heaven
When I was a kid, I told my Mom I hated not being able to go outside to play because I wasn't feeling well. I got a 5 minute lecture on why I shouldn't use the word 'Hate'.
I guess it's ok for Jehovah to use that word and that the WTS feels that it's ok to use it now.
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wasblind
I'm havin' a ball incorporatin' Caleb and his Mom into scripts
THANK YOU WTS AND WIT ALL YOUR LITERATURE I HAVE PLENTY OF MATERIAL
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DaCheech
going back to "Caleb": in the last 25 years or so there has been a trend in my congo to name their kids after Bible characters
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wasblind
QUOTES USED IN THIS SCRIPT ARE FROM CHAPTER 26 IN THE YOUNG PEOPLE ASK BOOK PAGES 205-207
( Setting : mom catches caleb masterbating )
Mom : Oh Caleb !!!!!!
Caleb : " HOW CAN I FIGHT THE URGE ????? "
Mom : " Many masturbate to relieve tension or anxiety. When problems and fustrations
seem overwhelming, throw all your anxiety upon [ God ] . "
Caleb : " Suppose you accidentally see or hear something that is sexually stimulating "
Mom : Exert your mind and reject the immoral thought."
Caleb : " Rejecting bad thoughts is especially difficult, though, when one is alone at night. "
Mom: " Forcing your mind to ponder on God and his qualities will often break the spell "
" Having plenty to do in the work of the Lord ", such as the work of teaching others the Bible also helps. "
" One woman who overcame masturbation stated : " One thing that really helps me to avoid this habit
is that as a full time evangelizer . "
Stay tuned for the next Young and the restless, Oops I mean Caleb and his crazy Mom
Y'all know any " full time " Evangelizers ???