by Witness 007 25 Replies latest watchtower scandals
Of course, this is coming from the same Org that spent last Spring amping up millions of people around the world with the DC invite.
"'New Light'! Come, find out what prophetic meaning the toes on the statue mean!!"
"Okay I'm here, what's the big surprise?"
"The toes mean NOTHING! No significance at all! Yay 'New Light!'"
I felt like a poor man sleeping in a bag full of gold!
I always figured they "spruced up" the stories (polished the turd) before they related/printed them, but the more I hear them the more I go, "oh you gotta be making that up".
I wouldn't be surprised if most of their experiences are completely fabricated from old farts and hot air.
That's not just a whopper, it's a whole Burger King meal with the fries and drink!!
A cool cat--now that's different.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
The witness walked in and yelled, "Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother f***ing talking snakes in this mother f***ing house!"
So I'll call the JWs next time I have a talking snake in the house ... or I'll grab the shovel?
So the witness never actually heard the snake talk. He got his info from hearsay of other people who claimed the snake was talking, and as soon as he appears the snake never speaks again.
I can turn invisible, you know. But only when people aren't looking.
