What kind of nonsensical crap is this? truly inpired by JAH! Ass hats!
The light keeps diminishing
by Slidin Fast 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Technically, Watchtower never had a 100-watt bulb. They just had a carrot. And when that carrot went bad, they came up with another carrot.
Now they're at the bottom of the bag from their worst carrot production ever.
Here's what Watchtower has to happify and enzealen their sheeple...
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laverite
Billy - that's friggin' hysterical man.
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shamus100
Well that is the best story the Watchtower has ever come out with.
THAT'S IT, I'M GOING BACK!
See you later, losers! >:O
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WTWizard
Now, supposing Satan replaces that 100-watt [compact fluorescent] light bulb with a 95 watt LED that is far more efficient and has a color temperature of 6500 K. (The CFL was only 2700 and with a dirtier spectrum.) Later, Satan refines the technology so that 90 watts generates even more and better light--a more even spectrum, still 6500 K. And so on. All with less maintenance.
To me, that is precisely what has happened. While I was in the cancer, I had nothing but a CFL that was worthless in seeing anything. I left the cancer, and the incandescent light I got was far superior. Now that I worship Satan, I get a LED that is far superior to either, and a 6500 K color temperature (matching daylight) to boot. Satan wants you to see the actual truth, and Jehovah only gave us a lousy CFL that has spikes in its spectrum and a lousy 2700 K color temperature so he could enslave us. With Satan's brighter 6500 K light bulb, Jehovah cannot enslave us using trickery (he had to resort to force).
So much for Satan dimming the lights.
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blindnomore
Look what I wrote on my wt magazine on that pharagraph.
"Yes, Watchtower! That's how your conscience has gone down over the time. Today you don't have one."
Billy, I thought it was red lobster at first. LOL!
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shamus100
WT Wizard,
HEY! DON'T PUT DOWN OUR LOUSY FOOTBALL UP HERE!! >:O The Rough Riders just won against the Invermere Marmot Warriors and it was a hell of a ride - 49 to 42 with a fumble at the 22.62 metre line.
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Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
Um question, before light can diminish, don't you have to have it in the first place?
If religion were like a street dance contest, the WTBT$ would start out with some busted ass moves and then become so despreate that they're breakin' out the sprinkler just to stay in the game.
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Hermano
the influences of Satan’s world may cause our zeal to diminish little by little. If that happens, it is as if Satan succeeded in reducing 100-watt heartfelt zeal for Jehovah’s service to something less. If not alert, a Christian may not even notice the gradual change.
What they're really saying:
We're saying "jump" and some of you aren't jumping. This worries us cause we're losing our power even if it's ever so slowly. We're going to try to scare you back into our grip by telling you if you're not doing exactly what we say and how we say, Satan's gonna get you! -
JWB
"The words of the wise ones are like oxgoads, and just like nails driven in are those indulging in collections [of sentences]; they have been given from one shepherd. As regards anything besides these, my son, take a warning: To THE MAKING OF MANY BOOKS THERE IS NO END, AND MUCH DEVOTION [TO THEM] IS WEARISOME TO THE FLESH." - Ecclesiastes 12:11-12 (NWT)
Wouldn't it be a lot less wearisome and 'lighter' just to study the Bible (for those still interested) than the constant flow of literature? It would also be more environmentally friendly.
