Maybe donning a suit and a badge is not such a bad idea?
"Gidday Brutha. Howzit goin mate? Whaddaya think of the way they're slaggin off brother Kendrick for bonkin a nine year old?" "Satan's wicked System of Things is gettn outa hand when it start slaggin us off for that eh, mate?" Jehovah better hurry up and start killlin Christians soon, they're attackin us now Brutha!" "Should be a good talk this afternoon, sumpin about magic toys I hear!"