A simple prayer....

LDH

Lord,

Don't let me die until I see them crash and burn!

If I die tomorrow my kids will be ok, they've got a great dad.

If I die tomorrow, my parents will still have each other.

If I die tomorrow, my siblings will still have each other.

But OH LORD PUH-LEEZE keep me on earth until they are defeated. This [b[black-hearted organization that has affected so many children's lives[/b].

OH LORD maybe if they crash and burn tomorrow my parents and all of the other millions like them can live the rest of thier lives in peace, seeking a personal relationship with you.

I don't ask for much Lord but this one I am dead serious about.

Your friend,
Lisa

Naeblis

"After much consideration, I've decided to ignore your prayer."

Regards, GOD

Tee hee

LDH

Luckily, GOD, I have a back-up plan.

I never believed in your existence anyway, and shall return in the after-life to kick some more JW ass!

I will walk though walls at the secret top-level meetings and divulge all of their secrets to The Guardian, The Times, CNN, etc.

I will harass them in their sleep, making them believe they are demon-possessed.

I will infect JR Brown with the Truth virus, so that every time he opens his mouth the truth comes out instead of his bullshit spin doctoring.

I will raid the bank accounts belonging to 'your people' and distribute it to:

Kent
Jan H
Farkel
Alan F
Randy Waters
Simon
Obed
and even Mad Apostate!

So kiss my ass.

I never liked you anyway, allowing oppression to prove your point.

Lisa
Turncoat Class

PS I will hide secret carbs in everything NYT eats, injure him so he cannot be a gym rat, and take away his job so he is nothing more than a poor fat ugly bum on the street! (Oh nevermind, I already did that).

nytelecom1

is this before or after you bring
your hair out of 1985??

LDH

Poor NYT--trying SO HARD to come up with a snappy comeback, and failing oh so miserably (yet again)!

NYT perhaps one day you, too, can learn First Strike capability. Oh wait! you already tried that with Wonderwoman and Beck--and look how it backfired on ya! LOL!

Lisa
HEY! Quit kicking sand in NYT's Face Class!

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* http://www.charlesatlas.com

nytelecom1

i stopped "comebacks" when i was in the 5th grade.
I didnt think anyone still spoke like this...you are
in 1985 arent you...

for real though..answer my 1985 question

hillary_step

is this before or after you bring your hair out of 1985??

lol Steroid Boy. Keep taking the tablets, they might lead you to say something of some consequence one day. Truly they might.

Lisa, forget this guy, he makes love to mirrors.

HS

LDH

NYT says:

is this before or after you bring
your hair out of 1985??

then five minutes later says:

i stopped "comebacks" when i was in the 5th grade.
I didnt think anyone still spoke like this...you are
in 1985 arent you

LOL! NYT you are so funny, in a third-grade kinda way!

HS, I am 'merely pointing out the benefits of an all-natural fitness and exercise routine' to NYT!! If the Charles Atlas program can work for a 97-pound weakling, think what it can do for NYT!'

It is only out of my loving concern for the health of all mankind that I'm bringing this to NYT's attention!

Lisa
Giving out thrashings in her spare time class!

hillary_step

lol Lisa,

If you understood the effects that steroids have on the brain, you would well understand NYT's continual contradictions and village-idiot type confusion.

Forgive him, he is just having a 'Pectoral' moment.

HS

nytelecom1

you still havent answered my 1985 question

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