Disgusting Words From A WT Apologist Regarding Candace.

Bangalore

Source: http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-witness/TRP8RLM4L1AF9SN60

Who Wants to be a Millionaire--Conti's Way.

For those that attended the North Freemont congregation or the Oakley congregation in California from 1993 onward (hot attractive females preferred but not necessarily a prerequisite) you have millions and millions of dollars waiting for you. The only requirement is that you knew Jonathan Kendrick while you were a minor AFTER all his responsibilities were removed from him in the congregation. Once that box is checked then all you have to do is invent a story about being molested by Jonathan Kendrick. It does not matter if you have eyewitnesses to corroborate your story nor does your story need to be logical or believable. In fact, even your own parents and the entire congegation can dispute your testimony and you will still be victorious.

You can even have an evolving story that gets worse and worse as you go along because the more you claim you were molested the more money a jury will award you. So claiming to be molested weekly certainly helps. Be sure not to claim Sunday afternoon between 12 pm - 2 pm. That spot has already been booked. However we still have several time slots available. Check the time slot that you think will best fit your story for your weekly molesting sessions.

Sunday
___2 pm - 4 pm
___4 pm -- 6 pm
___6 pm -- 8 pm
___8 pm -- 10 pm

Molesting times are available on a first come first serve basis. However do not fret. If the time slot you check has already been booked, Saturday will also be made available at a later date once Sunday time slots have all been filled. And if necessary we will open up slots for evening molesting after the book study as well. We do not want anyone to miss out on their millions.

Bangalore

Don't forget to include some molesting on kingdom hall property as well. This can come in the form of bear hugs or forcing you to sit in his lap. We are at present coordinating lap sitting times. So for this to run smoothly it would be helpful if you include which meeting and which part of that meeting you have chosen for the lap sitting accusations. As an example you might say, first half of public talk or last half of service meeting. You might even choose opening or closing prayer this way we can claim that no one noticed because they all had their heads bowed and eyes closed. Do not be concerned that accusations of lap sitting during the prayer is not believable because the congregation stands for the prayer. We are sure the judge will summarily dismiss that claim so that the jury will be denied that nonessential information.

It would be good if you also mention that another girl told you that she was molested by Kendrick back then. Don't worry about the girl you name contradicting you because we can get the judge to bar her testimony that denies your claim.

And if you regularly saw a therapist and never bothered to tell her about the abuse, not to worry. There is already a built in excuse for that. You simply say that you were afraid you would be disfellowshipped if you told anyone you were abused. And it doesn't even matter if you weren't baptized or that you were not afraid of doing other things that might get you disfellowshipped like celebrating holidays, abusing hallucinatory drugs, or stealing. The excuse will still work.

And by all means don't forget to make a deal with Mr. Kendrick so he does not show up to defend himself. Otherwise he could spoil the whole deal for you. Just tell him you will not go after him when you win a judgment nor will you testify against him in a criminal court of law. After all, it's not the molester we're interested in bringing to justice since he has no money to give anyway.

So come on boys and girls. This is a once in a lifetime chance. Do not pass up this golden opportunity. You see the case has already been made for you. Just contact Richard J Simons. All he has to do is change the names and make a few edits to his current complaint against the WT and you are off to the races.

Who wants to be a millionaire? You do and you can be courtesy of the deep pockets of the WTS.

Bangalore

sf

Ah that's just THIRD WITLESS. He is an idiot, in the first degree. Google his net history, you'll agree.

sKally

Bangalore

I agree Skally. He is one of the biggest WT defenders on the net. Have encountered him on another board.

Bangalore

sf

Here's a gem:

http://thirdwitness.com/childabuse/default.html

Hahahahahaha geez, good times!!!

sf

Well shit THIRDY, you frickin' asked for it.

It's not nice to fool with MOTHER NURTURE...YOU ASS:

http://thirdwitness.com/childabuse/Betterpolicy.html

ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

This just might bring some real oldies back to the forum.

PB???!!! DO WHACK A DO WHACK A DO WHACK A DOOOOOO....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

sf

thirdwitness jwd history

(notice all the locks on these threads)

sf

Ah, and who could forget this:

http://timothy-kline.com/2002/01/

http://timothy-kline.com/2002/01/part-1-the-two-witness-rule-basis-in-scriptures/

http://morloc.com/about/

You should just quitely walk away now Tim. It's only going to get worse for you. You do have a television news station close to you, no?

APOLOGIZE NOW AND NEVER SPEAK ON THIS TOPIC AGAIN AND I WILL GO NO FURTHER.

breakfast of champions

Wow.

sf

Dude, I Know you are online right now. THIRTY FIVE MINUTES WAS ENOUGH TIME. YOU WERE WARNED.

THAT SMIRK IS ABOUT TO BE WIPED RIGHT OFF THE INTERNET AS SOON AS YOUR TOPIX COMMENTS ARE FED INTO YOUR TWIT ACCOUNT AND RELEASED THROUGH GOOGLE AS AN ACTIVE SEARCH PAGE FOR THE CONTI AND BOER CASES.

http://twitter.com/#!/TimothyKline

Disgusting Words From A WT Apologist Regarding Candace.

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