This is wide open for all - lets have fun!
I will start -
Question # 1) Why dont my children come see me any more?
Old People ask....?
by dreamgolfer 62 Replies latest watchtower bible
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mynameislame
Since i'm too old to take the group out in my car for field service do I still need to buy a 4 door car?
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DesirousOfChange
Do you think those guys in NY have gotten something wrong on the Last Days and the generation thingy?
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nancy drew
where's the telephone book?
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dreamgolfer
LOL - thats a Funny one!
(we get them and just put them straight in the Recycle bin)
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dreamgolfer
#2) How and Why did WTBTS and COS merge/morph into 1 religion?
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FlyingHighNow
Question # 1) Why dont my children come see me any more?
There are many reasons why your children have stopped coming to see you. Ask yourself, are you being an old crank? This is one reason that they may not be coming to see you. They are afraid you will yell at them and shake your fist in the air and call them names.
Ask yourself, do you give them an endless dialogue on your digestive processes and how they're no longer up to snuff?
Are you incontinent?
Have you been eating catfood again?
Are you making them play endless games of checkers or Go Fish?
Have you written them out of your will only to give your entire estate to the WTBTS?
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I Want to Believe
...Since my life has been stagnant for 50 years and I put off having children and have no house or retirement and sacrificed everything for Jehovah -- why does He still demand the pointless gesture of 15 minutes of time a month for me to remain in His favor?
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jamesmahon
"......sorry, did you say something?"
"Is masturbation harmful...with the meds I'm on?"
"Am I ready to date?"
"Is this person right for me? 60 years and I think I hate the cow"
"Should I stay a virgin?"
"What is happening to my body?"
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dreamgolfer
Question: We are free to Worship jehovah,,,,but why will he KILL ME if I don't?