TO FARKEL AND DAVE

LDH

Yes, I love Amway detergents but I will not buy them from you if you try to recruit me.

I would love to buy some of their soap products from you. Somebody email me.

Lisa
Likes Bioquest Class

Dogpatch

me, too! Anyone selling them here? Don't want to be a distributor tho.
Randy
[email protected]

Hey Doug! Do you believe this? Maybe we should take a look at this? We could start telling each other to piss off and die so that we can get a real flame war started and sell shit loads of Amway stuff in the middle of it. Maybe I should give good old Amway a call. The hell with web site billionaire stuff, lets sell soap!

Dave

PS: Farkel, your an asshole and I have proof!

seven006

BTW Randy, I started working on you site stuff and my Mac finally bit the dust. Every file I work on gets corrupted. My old 9600 has finally drawn it's last pixel.

I hope to have a new G$ within a week or so. I'll get started on your stuff as soon as I get all my software loaded.

Take care,

Dave

Dogpatch

Hi Dave,
It's all those apostate pictures yer messing with!!
No worries, I'll be out of the office from March 10-20.
LOL
Randy

Farkel

Dave,

: Maybe we should take a look at this? We could start telling each other to piss off ..."

What do you mean "start?" When did we ever stop?

Farkel

seven006

Farkass,

Piss off!

Dave

AlanF

FarkAl,

Piss off!

DugAl,

AlanF

ladonna

Dave and Fark,

Do you sell this stuff door to door??

I mean....well....errr....is this a replacement for not being able to go door to door with the JW's anymore? You know...like a psychological pacifier
So now you door to door with detergents and try to recruit members

Ana...don't kill me, DipFark..please

expatbrit

"Good morning. We're making brief calls in our neighbourhood asking people the thought-provoking question: "why do you think God permits ketchup stains?"

"Er...well....mmrrmmmrllll....um....."

"That's right! You're obviously a thinking person who would appreciate this detergent. Not only does it help us to avoid ketchup stains now, it also points forward to a time when ketchup will be a thing of the past."

"Grrrfffggglll.....ok."

"We leave our detergent at no charge to those who appreciate true cleanliness. But if you'd like to make a donation to our worldwide stain-removal work, I would be glad to pass it on."

"Huhffgfgebgd.....30 cents?"

"Thank you! Next time I call, perhaps we could discuss the subject a little more. Let me leave you with another question: If you had the power to remove any foul odour in the world, which would you choose? Bye!"

Expatbrit

TO FARKEL AND DAVE

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