Always a Bridesmaid...

by Stephanus 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Well, I complained about them never coming anymore, and they didn't. I was looking out the window today and a car parked outside under our tree. Two ladies, one middle aged, one elderly, got out and went to see our next-door neighbours. On their way back, some half an hour later, I intercepted them and asked if I was on their DNC list. They said "Do you want to be?" I said "No, but you never call around anymore" One lady said her husband was in charge of territories and would sort that one out for me.

    Before this conversation, I did a little spy work. Here are the two ladies on the neighbour's verandah:

    And here is a photo from a less obvious vantage point, across the road, in among another neighbour's bushes!

    The arm in the white t-shirt belongs to my neighbour

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    The Mormons just left here 5 minutes ago.
    What a coincidence!
    This MUST be something to do with electromagnetic pulse streams in the Ionosphere.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Yes, we've been seeing Mormons around all of a sudden too. Is the run up to Easter/Memorial somehow significant?

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    LOL@stephanus

    Hey dude..I know that house!! :o) Is your neighbour tallish...hairy legs and a nice ass?? Looks like the house of one of my mother's return visits...I'm gonna have to report on those sisters for poaching potential bible students...well done Agent Stephanus!!!

    Beck

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Is that Ramsay Street?

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    All this skulldugery going on and the jdub birds are totally oblivious. This is a riot.

    SS

  • ladonna
    ladonna

    Stephanus,

    Did they come and witness to you? Or did you just not answer the door

    Ana...ROTFL@Steph's spy work!

  • JBean
    JBean

    You made me laugh soooo hard!!!! I can just imagine you skulking around the bushes... you shoulda jumped out and said "boo!" : )

  • TR
    TR

    Hey Steph,

    can you get some video next time? Hide the cam corder and engage these wonderful lasses in JWish conversation? Would love to see or hear that.

    Good work, BTW.

    TR

    I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
    --Robert Frost, 1935

  • siegswife
    siegswife

    LOL @ Stephanus!

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