Chronic Problem

nytelecom2

I am beginning to thing that someone who sits
near my office has a chronic gas problem.
He is an older sort of fellow, in his late
40's at least. He never admits anything
and these odors never seem to follow a pattern.

Any advice?

siegswife

Buy some airfreshener and anonymously leave a bottle of 'beano' on his desk.

expatbrit

Unless he ranked 9.99999 recurring on hotornot.com, he's not worth your consideration.

Expatbrit

picosito

You should stop breathing.

LDH

I suppose sitting near a noxious object could cause some sort of Chronic Gas Problem.

Or, he may have IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, as a result of seeing you daily.

I would suggest contacting the folks at Narcissists Anonymous, they may be able to help you! (But I doubt it.)

Lisa

Scully

He's obviously eating a healthy diet with lots of cruciferous vegetables. You should be grateful.

By the way, have you never heard the saying "whoever smelt it, dealt it?"

Love, Scully

nytelecom2

I suppose sitting near a noxious object could cause some sort of Chronic Gas Problem.
Or, he may have IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, as a result of seeing you daily.
I would suggest contacting the folks at Narcissists Anonymous, they may be able to help you!

are these part of the personal attacks so many have complained about,in other threads? including yourself??..

nytelecom2

interesting point scully.....however
i have neve seen him eat a vegetable during
his lunch or when he is snacking......he seems
to enjoy grape soda pop and potato chips

any other suggestions out there?

teenyuck

LOL! A fluff thread by NY! And farts of all things...

I like picosito's advice...stop breathing!

teenyuck

The "Beano" solution is the best...it will stop anything...leave an anonymous bottle on his desk....

Though I do think Scully had a point..."he who smelt it, dealt it".

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