by Xander 30 Replies latest jw friends
I took the test: I DON'T LIKE MY RESULTS!!! : )
100% Mormon.. what the hell is THAT about.
Then, the B'hai (don't know them) THEN JW!!! Yikes! I need to calm down and retake this at a later date. I was thinking I was much farther along in my "liberal" thinking that this!!!! Somebody help me! HA!
100% Secular Humanism.
Thanks That was fun.
Your listing doesn't contain the FREE CHRISTIANS, exJWs and Friends who also put out a regular newsletter to about 1,000 of the Friends. Website is:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jahchristian
Free Christians also help those exJWs wanting to form Bible Study groups free from the Watchtower Society.
100% Mormon.. what the hell is THAT about.
Ummmm.....means you have to get married a few more times??
Your listing doesn't contain the FREE CHRISTIANS
Not my website. If you are referring to belief.net, it is just a reference page for most major religious movements.
I just like it because it is unbiased. I mean, sure, you can find websites dedicated to each religion/philosophy, but they tend to spend most of their time tauting how great they are and blasting others. This site is more of a 'here's what is out there, see what people believe like you do' kind of thing.
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana
Thanks Xander... you are toooo funny! I do need to retake this... I could not possibly be a Mormon... I love my coffee and my cocktails too much! : )
There was a joke about that...let me see if I can dig it up....
Ah...here we go....
Two clergymen are on an airplane, a Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop. After a while, the priest turns to the bishop and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are not to drink coffee?"The Mormon bishop responds, "Yes that is still one of our beliefs."
The Catholic priest then asks, "Have you ever had a cup of coffee"?
"Yes," says the Mormon bishop, "I have to admit--on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tried a cup of coffee."
The Catholic priest nods in understanding and goes on with his reading.
A while later, the Mormon bishop speaks up and asks, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"The Catholic priest replies, "Yes, that is still one of our vows."
The Mormon bishop then asks, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Catholic priest replied, "Yes, Bishop, on one occasion, I was weak and broke my vow."
The Mormon bishop nodded understandingly for a moment. A few minutes later he smiled, looked at the Catholic priest and then said,
"A lot better than coffee, isn't it ?"
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana
GOOD ONE!!!
Xander
Let me fill you in a bit on FREE CHRISTIANS. This is a cult that anewperson is attempting to start. She believes that ray franz prophecied that this movement would come into existence, as he mentions these words together, in the same sentence, in one of his books. Anewperson claims 1000's of free christians, making up part of her group, are residing in china. I'm not sure of those chinese have been notified of their membership yet. I'm sure anewperson will be glad to fill you in on more details if you want them.
SS
ROFLMAO
35 years as JW and I scored:
100% Orthodox Judaism
94% Islam
I am a Muslim convert but tend to argue about almost everything...maybe less than I thought....heheh
Scary...
Going back to read Harry Potter again...maybe it will corrupt my thinking some...LOL
Thank you Xander for posting this. I took the test and tested 100% Universal Unitarian.
I went to their website and plan on visiting their church.
I love their creed of LOVE first. And that you are SHOULD have you own beliefs.
