And no melanin pigment in the skin, either....
Oh, and no ear lobes or tonsils (useless wastes of skin and fat). Anything else on the list?
The Resurrection - Gender-less Humans or Spirit Beings?
by Badfish 29 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Quarterback
Well, there was no viagra in the first century. But, now that we have it, all resurrected ones will be happy.
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jam
You die and the last thing you remerber, your loving
wife. Then in a brief moment you are resurrected.
Your wife have remarried, you still in love with your wife.
To bad dude. A brother you knew is now married to your
wife, she is younger and beautiful. You go to the meetings
sit behind your ex and new husband. After the meeting, they
are going home to have a nite of wild romance. You go
home to your bachelor pad and forever and ever it will
always be a bachelor pad. You can,t get your wife back, she
don,t want you because to be frank she is young and vital.
All the women know your secret, when you was resurrected
a certain organ didn,t come with the body. So your life will
be forever as a lonely hermit. Man that sucks.
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TimeBandit
The Golden Age April 2, 1930 p.446 :
Apparently, there will be no women after the 1000 year reign of christ: -
jam
The WT, completely nuts.That is the most outrageous
stupidity crap I have ever heard.
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Aware!
why did the angels abandon their position in heaven and take on men's bodies after looking at attractive human women? Were none of these angels attracted to men on earth? Personally I think it's all just hetrosexually biased Biblical twaddel.
WTF?? Why didn't I notice this? Good observation. Seriously, why did we force ourselves to believe all this?? To those who still believe in the Bible and read it every day, how do you explain all this?
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King Solomon
Quarterback says:
Well, there was no viagra in the first century. But, now that we have it, all resurrected ones will be happy.
What does it matter, if you've got nuttin' going on down there? Or if the Time Bandit and that "Golden Age" excerpt is correct, all there will be is a bunch of dudes.... That's like prison!
Jams says:
So your life will be forever as a lonely hermit. Man that sucks.
Rulz is rulz... ;)
Humans living as genderless sexless automatons doesn't sound fun to you? But Dude, it's called "the Golden Age". THE GOLDEN AGE... All glittery and gilt.
What happens if a miserable JW married couple survives Armageddon? They're stuck with each other for AN ETERNITY, and have to see the face of the loser they made a mistake marrying as a teen because they made the mistake of being a teen with hormones, and didn't want to let their "urges" get the best of them so had to get married....
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jam
You have a choice, learn to love your loser mate or
become obliterated by Jehovah.
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King Solomon
Jam said:
You have a choice, learn to love your loser mate or become obliterated by Jehovah.
I'm sure some must be thinking heavily about that decision, as an eternity with the wrong person would in fact be Hell...
Besides, think of it: if people could sin after the millenium is over, and hence would be obliterated instantly, eventually no one who survived Armageddon would be left. It's just a matter of time, since we're talking about eternity....
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Badfish
Combine this with the fact that the food chain will no long exist - lions and sharks will only be eating grass, and every living thing will be in competition with one another for food. What a strange world indeed.
