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I dunno, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Farkel - you can believe this CARP!
by Nathan Natas 11 Replies latest watchtower scandals
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SixofNine
Nathan, that's a fuckin' great CARP. I wonder who the dipfuck holding it is? I bet the Governing Body would like to have sex with the carp and the man! I once delighted an audience of over 5000 by improvising Beethoven's 5th on a crude musical instrument I crafted from a Carp I miraculously multiplied. I hate to carp on this, but you guys aren't worth my effort here.
Six-never could do impressions class
When Carps pay per diem, sieze it!
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refiners fire
Satan.
Is that you holding the fish?
You look like my brother. -
LDH
VERRRRRRYYYYY FUNNY.
Lisa
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Satanus
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Hmmm. Which type of carp is it? There are two classes, the heavenly carp class and the earthly carp. Since this one didn't go to heaven, i would say it is of the earthly carp :)
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Nathan Natas
6o9 - sex with a fish? Is that Kosher?
Refiner's - I AM your brother!
LDH - Thank you, thank you, no appllause, please, no applause!
Saint - actually, that fish was ascending bodily to heaven when he was intercepted by the "fisher of fish" shown in the photo. I suppose that would make THIS carp a member of the "dead" class.
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Farkel
Nathan,
: 6o9 - sex with a fish? Is that Kosher?
It is evil, filthy, abhorrent and totally disgusting. (Unless the fish actually gives consent, that is.)
Farkel
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cynicus
:6o9 - sex with a fish? Is that Kosher?
Leviticus 11:9, 10 (NWT)
From what I can see I it has scales allright, so who are we to judge? According to the above I'd say even necrophilia is ok, since you don't need 'to loathe their dead body'.9 "'This is what YOU may eat of everything that is in the waters: Everything that has fins and scales in the waters, in the seas and in the torrents, those YOU may eat. 10 And everything in the seas and the torrents that has no fins and scales, out of every swarming creature of the waters and out of every living soul that is in the waters, they are a loathsome thing for YOU. 11 Yes, they will become a loathsome thing to YOU. YOU must not eat any of their flesh, and YOU are to loathe their dead body. 12 Everything in the waters that has no fins and scales is a loathsome thing to YOU.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. -
sunscapes
It is evil, filthy, abhorrent and totally disgusting. (Unless the fish actually gives consent, that is.)
Farkel
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Smoldering Wick
Me fish long time.
Carp-e' Diem