Jehovah doesn't like that (page 2)

Hermano

That's gotta suck...

It all depends on her level of indoctrination.....

WTWizard

Jehovah doesn't like masturbation.

Jehovah doesn't like Christmas and birthdays.

Jehovah doesn't like when I miss a meeting.

Jehovah doesn't like people listening to good music.

Jehovah doesn't like people researching.

None of which matters since I don't like Jehovah.

Mind Control and programming or Indoctrination. Fear Fear Fear,,always a boogie man. coming out to get yah,,, If he does not like that, how comes he created this body with that function of cleansing our bodies. Stand up,, your kids will be in trouble,,, Mentally!!

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Jehovah doesn't like children that talk back to their parents.

Jehovah doesn't like children eatting candy.

Jehovah doesn't like children with messy rooms.

Room 215

Ah, those JWs, they sure do a masterful job of whittling the "Majestic Lord God Of Hosts, Architect, Creator and Sustainer Of All That Exists" down to size!

Low-Key Lysmith

My mom used to tell me that I was "hurting Jehovah's feelings". To this day, it still makes me laugh to picture Joe Hoover all pouty and butt hurt over something I did.

fakesmile

wtwizard, lol. billy beat me to it again. ask him how GOD feels about children being disrespectful or disobedient to a parent. snare probably has that one listed but reason with him thru scripture. he will respect dads knowledge and patience... maybe not now but trust me he will thank you later.

i dont use either word but maybe dont use the word jehovah, use GOD. be sublime. i know you have the abillity to out reason a child.

and i know how annoying it is to hear that like 5 times in conversation. i finally told my mom not to even say jehovah when we meet for lunch. damn they use it like a catholic uses a cross or a rosarie or a picture of mary. but thats just my $0.02. im not a parent... yehawwww

if jehovah does not like it he can kill me. preferably an anyurism in my sleep

Cuebert

@Wizard

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This made my day!

I am on the most mind numbing conference call ever imagined and to see the words,"Jehovah doesn't like masturbation" made it all OK.

Thank you. :)

After all, who doesn't like masturbation? That's ridiculous.

BluesBrother

It seems to me that this phrase "Jehovah does not like that" or "it makes Jehovah sad" is or will be the new buzz word for J W parents. It is so easy, when the kids ask "why can't I do that?" this is a ready made answer. It is lazy on their part, they do not have to reason it out with 'em - Jehovah doesn't like it so that is that..

They are turning their God into the scary thing in the sky who stops kids having fun and will punish them for doing wrong. It is as bad as saying "If you do not do what I say, the bogey man will get you"

As for your question, " Should I plead with her to put herself in my shoes? "......well after living many years with a committed Dub wife and me now out, I know that they cannot, ever, put themselves in our shoes. There is only one right way, theirs and the Borgs. Any other way is subject to The Devil and is Satanic propaganda to be blocked out at all costs.

Good luck Bro....!

keyser soze

It seems to me that this phrase "Jehovah does not like that" or "it makes Jehovah sad" is or will be the new buzz word for J W parents. It is so easy, when the kids ask "why can't I do that?"

Isn't that just an extension of what the Old Testament was? Men inventing a tyrannical deity to enforce their own moral code. It was genius. No matter how silly the rule, it came from God, and therefore couldn't be questioned.

Jehovah doesn't like that