KELLEY ATTACKS TALLYMAN! SCHTHANKS!!!

by Tallyman 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    Whael, I doo declan!.. I mean, declare!

    Someone done launched a Personal Attack on li'l ol' me.

    Someone done named "Kelley"... hmm, now where have I seen that name?
    And spelled with an 'ey'... uhh, lemme think... oh well

    Rite cheer it be: (last post)

    * http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp
    id=22850&page=3&site=3

    And this "Kelley" went off and used up their Very First Post
    and dedicated it to me... I guess I should say:
    "Schthanks!"

    And this "Kelley" used a VERY naughty word... and I would repeat it,
    but out of respect for Englassman, who might choke on his pint
    iffing he read the 'F' word, I will refrain.

    But, for this dude, I'm going to let you have it!

    I just hope you don't wither under the Magnitude of my Response.

    Here goes:

    *

  • Tallyman
  • VioletAnai
    VioletAnai

    How rude.

    I apologize on behalf of her....whoever she may be.

    Haven't we learnt ANYTHING from the past few hours!!!!

    Jeez...some of you are incorrigible!

    You've been a BAD boy, go to MY room

  • VioletAnai
    VioletAnai

    BTW the link don't work, so I don't know what she said...

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=22850&site=3&page=3

    ...ahh, NOW it's hot...

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    shore do miss that ol' edit button...

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    How rude.
    I apologize on behalf of her....whoever she may be.


    VioletAnai, is it a "she" ... a "her"
    The user info said "Mike Kelley"...

    I was just sharked! I was! when I read it.
    I had come in this afternoon, after basking in the sunshine
    under an azure sky, with the warm breezes gently massaging my hair,
    and I called out to my little chickadees and titmice and wrens
    and nuthatches and pine warblers, and I fed my good buddy squirrel
    some of his favorite peanuts...
    and I picked a bunch of freshly sprouted daffodils, and was going
    to send a bouquet to Somebody, but didn't know if the yellow
    would clash with her red, and thought that her husband's foot
    might clash with my ass if I did it... uhh, I mean my arse!
    (I'm trying my best to tone down my language...)
    and I was all mellow and in a good mood,
    and thought the truce was holding,
    and I was determined to keep my
    end of the bargain, because the
    Farkelmeister threatened to
    mess me up if I didn't...
    and then
    I read that!

    Well, I just bummed me out, it did!

    LOve, Tallyman

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Tom,

    They be a lotta armchair psychologists out there. Aren't you glad you are in such safe hands with them?

    And are you sure there is not a mistranslation of the Greek scriptures, and what Jesus actually said was, "You will always have jerks among you?"

    Glad you kept your head above water on that one, my friend.

    Farkel

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    And are you sure there is not a mistranslation of the Greek scriptures, and what Jesus actually said was,
    "You will always have jerks among you?"


    Ya know, Fark, you might be right.

    Some of those scribes coulda been goofing around
    and mighta been watching their favorite Jewish comedians,
    The Three Stooges, and when Curly called Moe a "Joik!",
    one of the monks laughed so hard, he bumped into the scribe
    and jerked his hand, and the scribe got mad for messing his work,
    and wrote down "JERK!" as an aside, but forgot to erase it,
    and it stuck... and the rest is history.

    ...or some such

    LOve, Tallyman

  • FreePeace
    FreePeace

    Tallyman,

    This is one of those times that I’m damned if I do, and damned if I don’t (gee, sounds like the last thread!). I know it doesn’t matter what I say, you will think I’m lying, but I’m not.

    I’ve got to tell you that this is a bit shocking. I read your post and couldn’t figure out what it the world you were talking about. I read Declan’s post yesterday, and just figured it was one of the many people who have benefited from my book and decided to give me some support. I declined to post a thank you, because I just wanted to let the thread die.

    But I honestly had no idea who “Declan” was and didn’t think to check the profile…until I read this thread. I just found out that it was my 15 year old son! Wow!

    Now I have to also say that Michael is a good natured and sensitive guy. He doesn’t swear as a rule. I told him about our previous “thread war,” and he apparently read it through. Last night, he had trouble sleeping, and got angry over your hate-filled attacks on me, and decided to tell you a thing or two.

    And man, did he nail you! In an incredibly well-written and succinct post, he pretty much summed up the situation. And he’s 15 years old! Wow, am I impressed!

    Now here’s the kicker: If you think that I would be stupid enough to put my name in the profile to “anonymously attack you,” then think again! I don’t need to pretend. I’ve dressed people down before on this board with my own name. Why would I change it now?

    I just have decided to quit behaving like you, and that is exactly why I have not spewed forth the hate that you have.

    Any rate, you have had your say far too many times. I have listened to the same rants and raves by you over and over again.

    I have nothing to prove to you or anyone else. Therefore, I am done with this matter. I will not be visiting this thread again. So say what you want; have your bitch session. I won’t see it. Furthermore, I won’t be responding to anything else you may say on any other thread either. If you had something worthwhile to say, maybe I’d listen. But you are beyond reason.

    BTW, you have promoted my book far more than I could have ever hoped to! Thanks again!

    Tally Ho Tallyman!

    Farkel,

    I am really wondering what you meant by your post. I was also unclear what you meant by your post on the other thread as well. But I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt based on our long friendship. You know me, and I hope you know better than to buy into what Tallyman is saying. Our past goes way too far back to damage it now. E-mail me sometime.

    Doug

    FreePeace
    "The World is my country, and to do good, my religion." --Thomas Paine
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  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Tally,

    I apologize for the unkind things I said to you on the other thread. I admit, you bring out the worst in me. I should know better than to try and interact with you. I think I've learned my lesson. So I'm ending this series of communications by once again saying:

    I wish you peace.

    Joel

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