Governing Body Public Address - today!

by diamondblue1974 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Brother Smith would like to thank all of those who contributed to the new building arrangement tithe.

    We have been quietly building up millions in savings accounts and are now going to build a brand new HQ

    for are selves and we even bought a large luxurious home where some of are language translators can stay.

    Jehovah blesses you all and keep the funds coming in.


  • William Penwell
    William Penwell
    Sounds like the same garbage they have being peddling for the last century.
  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    Thanks konceptual99 - I was shopping and got back just as Mr. Sanderson (he's not my brother!) received prolonged, rapturous applause for something he'd just said. (I rang my old congs. KHCONF number) Then I heard him say that it was thanks to Jehovah's blessing.

    As soon as he spewed out the words about how Witnesses could financially support the funding of the new Britain Branch, that was enough and I hung up!!

    Sanderson's begging for money while the Witnesses listen & applaud adoringly, reminds me of Lord Farquaad in Shrek, when his subjects cheer when he tells them that "some of them may die, but that is a sacrifice he is willing to make!" Sigh!

  • Splash
    Splash

    Plus a new goal for every UK publisher - everyone has to have a goal of getting a new bible study. If you already have one, your goal is to get two (that means YOU, parents!)

  • kramer
    kramer

    As konceptual99 said... But The Searcher, you must have come in at exactly the moment that money was talked about, it was in the context of x hundreds/thousands of volunteers but those that can't volunteer some can contribute financially, one sentence in 3 hours is hardly begging for money. I was surprised /disappointed that there was not so much to make fun of, no tony tight pants like comments, it was all pretty balanced and positive.

  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast
    Sorry, I went, I wanted to report but....., :3 hours I won't get back. I spent most of it resting my eyes.
  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    This just in its been announced .... GB member Anthony Morris has decided to come out as wanting to be a woman and is now starting procedures for Sex reassignment surgery to become a woman.

    It looks like those tight pants eventuality got to Anthony after all, poor guy he has been hiding his true sexuality for all these years.

    Well good luck Anthony, you can wear all the tight pants you want now !


  • Gayle
    Gayle
    Does anyone know what countries, islands, territories, etc. are included in the UK branch? U.S. branch has 8, I think. mentioned in last yearbook?
  • FayeDunaway
    FayeDunaway
    Paradise beauty, just come here when you're curious! People here know the news before the average pub does!!
  • kramer
    kramer
    @gayle - they mentioned Falkland Islands, Pakistan, Dubai, and I think the branch covers a couple of the other UK middle eastern countries

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