Farkel, Hun, what's up yer nose?

by VioletAnai 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Yadirf.
    Is that any way to talk to one of your most fervent admirers?
    And after I agreed you were right on that Scarlett beast thing and all?
    Yadirf.You got no gratitude man.

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    RF...ain't ya learnt nuffin yet ya dumb aussie...its YaRdif!!!

    Geez..Aussies!!! *throws hands in the air*

    Beck

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Here, "Fidray" ... come 'ere boy. That's a goooooood puppy! Good booooooy!!! Now here ... here's a treat for your not having taken offence at being called "Fidray" rather than "Friday". Okay, after you finish your treat you can go back to your napping. What? You say you weren't listening that well, and you don't like the name "Fidray"? You say you'll hike up against anyone's leg that EVER calls you that in the future? Okay, I'll try to explain that to them. Okay? Good boooooy! Now get it off your mind, FRIDAY! ... and try to go back to sleep. That's a goooooooood puppy!

    Friday! Friday! Friday, wake up. You're having a nightmare. Come to papa, it'll all be okay. Them ole bad apostates, they don't mind being cruel to animals.

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    RF,

    Sometimes I forget, have you forgotten how old and senile I've become?

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    See what I mean Yadirf?
    At least I got the decency to pronounce yer name right.
    I notice these things.

    (beck, know yer just kiddin)

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    RF,

    I talked to my puppy, and he said to tell you that YOUR leg is safe. Okay? Now doesn't that take a load off your mind?

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    How come when someone replies to a thread, that even when it was maybe not meant to be taken that way, could easily be taken as flamey or sarcastic, THEY get accused of starting flames?

    What is this shit?

    Simon.. are you watching? What do you think? I really want to know. Is this going to carry on like this, the same bunch of characters playing verbal tag with people they don't like?

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Abaddon. Please stop stalking me.
    By the way, I forgive you for stalking me .
    Lol.

  • avengers
    avengers

    As the IQ barometer is dropping we expect a major storm.
    Might it be a 'Perfect Storm'?
    How low can the barometer get? Continue to find out.

    I found this quote to be as intelligent as this topic.

    Up your nose with a rubber hose
  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Yadirf,

    I think we can see a pattern here, a pattern we've both been guilty of following, and DANG IT! You did a hell of a job of trying to diffuse it. My hat is off to you, sir.:

    : Y'all lay off of my most respected apostate, Farkel.

    If you mean that (and I will give you every benefit of every doubt) then that means a lot to me.

    : You really have no idea who you're really messing with. He's been there and done most all of it,

    Yep.

    : in spite of the fact that he's now headed the wrong way.

    I'm fucked. Yes?

    I don't really want to be fucked, but if I'm really fucked then I'm really fucked. Gawd help me, since you my dear Gawd are the one who fucks (condemns) people so that they have no chance for redemption. Yes? I've questioned that there Bible and Yes!, I've questioned verses in that there Bible that are pure idiocy.

    Am I fucked because of that, dear Gawd? I am? So be it.

    (Expletives added for emphasis, only.)

    Farkel, who thinks Friday has another side I would like to know and probably will some day.

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