Thinking about sex at the meeting?

by gilwarrior 25 Replies latest social relationships

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  Doc_jedd

  .....Guilty as charged!......And im one of those older fellas that suposedly is past the "bloom of youth" too!............Jedd of the horny old men class
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  gilwarrior

  Butalbee, I used to think that all the time. Acually, since I only saw the girls from the back, I would imagine taking their bras off or kissing their necks. After the meetings, I would see which ones had open-toes shoes and...oh boy this is going too far! I'm atta here.

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  GentlyFeral

  Ew. The meeting is the last place I'd want to have sex.

  Gently Feral

  P.S. Oh, wait, I get it now...no, never did. Didn't stop believing in all the "deaden your members" bullshit until AFTER I quit attending meetings.
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  Sky

  No, but I used to daydream about it out in field service, with some of those "ahem" fine brothers, that were regular poineering alongside me..
  dream of ducking behind a bush for a quicky before going back to the car, where we told them an amazing story of how interested they were, and how they had tons of questions....

  hmmmmm, I guess my heart really WASNT inthe right place... oh well!
  Kisses!
  Sky

  Happy St. Patrick's Day
  Now go Kiss an Irishman!
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  joelbear

  I had to keep my lap covered up with my New World Translation lest others discover the effects under my trousers of my thoughts.

  Mitch would have needed an AID book or My Book of Bible Stories to accomplish this task.

  Joel
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  MrMoe

  OMFG good post! I used to never pay attention, I thought about sex sex sex and MORE SEX. Positions, different people. OMFG yes I SOOOO remember.

  And the cewl thing was I could do two things at once, like look up the scriptures and stuff. I got to be a robot, like my parents thought I was totally paying attention, but nope. SEX SEX SEX. Of course, my sex days have not stopped.

  I carry this mental state to my work environment, driving, sleeping, eating, everything is SEX SEX SEX to me. So I have not changed a bit. At work I even think about sex during our meetings and yet I look as if I am paying attention. OMFG I NEED TO GET LAID.
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  Solace

  We all used to check out the guys at the meetings, sometimes bumping into them at the drinking fountain,(carefully planned of course). After, we would head for the back room, where they held the ministry school or to the parking lot to hang out.
  One guy gave me his phone number but our parents didnt think it was right for us to call eachother. The only alternative was to secretly date worldly guys. Oh well, they were more fun anyway!
  
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  AvailableLight

  I often thought about my girlfriend and what we had done just before the meeting...

  Since we worked together, we'd often hook up after work. The post-O lull would always calm me; especially if I had to give a talk, though sometimes I may have seemed a little too laid back.

  If they only knew...

  I'm still dating her and I still fantasize about her at meetings - though now that I have taken a serious look at the JW religion I find that I actually pay attention now more than I ever did before. Even so, my mind is often wandering and often stumbles into thoughts about sex.
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  AvailableLight

  MrMoe,

  When you said:

  I carry this mental state to my work environment, driving, sleeping, eating, everything is SEX SEX SEX to me. So I have not changed a bit. At work I even think about sex during our meetings and yet I look as if I am paying attention. OMFG I NEED TO GET LAID.

  You hit a nail right on the head for me - God I hate meetings at work. What a f***king waste of time. Usually within the first 45 seconds alone I have already imagined several elaborate sexual encounters in even more elaborate locations.

  I've learned how to devote just a small fraction of energy to monitoring what's going on in the meeting while constantly evaluating whether it pertains to me or not. If it does, I have the amazing ability to "pause" whatever might have been occupying my mind, make my comment or answer a question, and "resume" it as if the interruption never happened!

  For the unenlightened: you should master this ability. I'm thinking of doing an instructional video.
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  chezza

  We are all guilty of daydreaming at the meetings, this sounds groos but sometimes i would try to imagine certain ones having sex and god did you have a laugh, not to the mention the shivers of ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.