by James Mixon 14 Replies latest watchtower bible
I wonder did God instruct Adam about the no, no's in procreation and sex.
Look Adam I know you may feel a little odd, looking at the other animals
having fun. So I giving you a mate, but don't do like the birds, horses and
please not like the baboons. No wild stuff, ok...
A 20 year old, oh boy...
Personally I think that the first Homosapiens made the Neanderthals their bitch until they didn't exist anymore; and did so however they pleased because they were dominant.
This is what we need to do with religion now. Make God our bitch.
I am not. I am not because of asking questions and continuing to do so beginning with what I thought first were just fun, like this one, but then eventually realized are honest to goodness legitimate questions.
keep on asking this kind of thing.
one of the last questions I asked myself as a believer was:
if im willing to honestly believe and accept that God has always been and always will be - why is it unreasonable to consider that the elements of the universe and the laws of physics weren't created but have always existed and always will be?
Look Adam I know you may feel a little odd, looking at the other animals
having fun.
James have you ever seen a bunch of cats or frogs trying to mate? It doesn't look like fun to me. LOL!! For some reason they keep doing it.
That's the point, someone may say that is a foolish and silly question,
not really. Someone is brought into this world at age 20 and his mate
show up. Can you imagine waking up one day as a grown man with no
memories of the past, do you no how to walk or speak. Not only did this man
speak he named the animals. Procreation was easy he just observe the
animals but the rest of his knowledge, hummm.
truthseeker: I'm sure he told Adam, please do not imitate frogs and cats,
you may kill Eve. Maybe that's what occurred with the first Eve.
Where is that WT reference that suggests Adam may have tried it on with the animals before Eve was created?
I've seen it once but can't locate it again!
Adam: "God, what on earth is going with this thing every morning? It it supposed to grow like that and stand up? It really makes going to the toilet harder but hey I've nearly reach the height of that giraffe. And why do I get this urge to stick it somewhere? And just WHAT do you mean about the bird and the bees cos I ain't seeing them do diddly squat...PS could you make it bigger?"
LOL..Yes a lot to think about. I was thinking, wouldn't it been better for
Adam to be brought into this world as baby. In the movie Maleficent the
princess was raised by the little incompetent Pixies. Surly the Angels could
have raised Adam in the way of the Lord, Show him when to sit or stand
when going to the bath room,what to eat and how. I believe he would have
been a better student of God. How long did Adam crawl around on his knees
before he realized these feet are made for walking. Funny story.
