How many board members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: 422 1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.
14 to respond and share similar experiences.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.
27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.
53 to flame the spell-checkers.
156 to write to Simon to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.
111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.
27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.
14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct links.
12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.
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