How to Shit in the Woods

by Wonderment 32 Replies latest social humour

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  GLTirebiter

  Yes, it's real book with real, practical advice. I have a copy.

  As for what to do with the used paper, when fire regulations allow I strike a match and burn it right there in the hole; after it goes out refill the hole buring the ashes. The real problem is above tree line, where there's little to no dirt covering the rock. It's hard to dig a proper cat-hole in granite. Be careful when picking up loose rocks, there may be a surprise underneath.

  And never wipe with poison oak, no matter how deperate you are!
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  ziddina

  Oh, no, TooTired, my focus was - and will always be - volcanoes!!!!

  I almost - ALMOST - ended up in Oregon for the Mt. Saint Helens eruption - if it'd just waited a couple more months...

  And I was certain that volcano was going to kill people - before it erupted, I could see that the "safety" zone was too small, and that it was going to erupt to the north, and that the eruption wasn't going to be like those relatively tame Hawaiian eruptions [which have killed a tourist or two, by the way] but was going to be much more like the eruption of Vesuvius which destroyed Pompeii...
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  Scott77

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