by Farkel 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Two dubs are just leaving a door in field service after a householder throughly demolishes one of their doctrines. One dub says to the other:
"I hate it when they ask me questions I can't answer, when I've answered them so many times before."
(More true than a joke, isn't it?)
Farkel
Sounds like me some years ago
The JWS mostly act out and for the sake of appearances for themselves, service being one aspect.
And when their outing is completed, the bragging starts as to how many pieces of literature are placed.
When asked direct pertinent questions on religious doctrines they get subversively coy and stumble through their pre-programed
answers provided by the WTS.
Hah!
Good one, Farkel!!
what do you call a jew on sunday... nothing they cant answer the phone.
: what do you call a jew on sunday... nothing they cant answer the phone.
Sunday is not the Jewish Sabbath.
Otherwise, fantastic joke...
Farkel
#1. I hate it when they ask those questions.
#2. Why?
#3. Because I have thought of the same questions but I don't dare ask.
I like your Farkisms!!!
I have when they ignore the question I ask and give me a lengthy answer to a question I did not ask.
so very true. JWs the masters of deflection. I hated when people didn't follow my 'script'. It totally threw a monkey wrench into everything. I much preferred the "I'm not interested" & subsequent door slamming.
I much preferred the "I'm not interested" & subsequent door slamming.
LOL
I much preferred it when no one answered the door
