Service meeting topic: Masturbation

by perfect1 104 Replies latest jw experiences

  • poppers
    poppers

    I'd say this thread really blows, but I guess that would be a different thread topic.

  • falseprophet
    falseprophet

    Why wouldn't an elder, MS or pioneer do the talk in the hall I was in?

    Oh, yes. It was a sign language congregation.

    So it was dumped on me.

    It was the most research I had ever done for a talk. Really, in depth. I practised the sign language over and over again.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    The brother who gave our talk, thankfully, did not CHOKE or CHICKEN out....

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    NotJustYet said: I'm kinda glad this thread is starting to dwindle down and will be over soon, knock on wood.

    Well, NJY- hopefully it hasn't reached a climax and will be heading for a comeback!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Concerning masturbation and men, there are actually health benefits ...

    It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

    It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

    It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

    It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

    It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s.”

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    OMG THEY HAVE A SIGN LANGUAGE LECTURE ON MASTURBATION!!!!!

    Good find.

    What dumbasses.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Ok, enough is enough already.

    I'm washing my hands of this whole sordid affair.

    Anyone wanna' shake on it?

    Hmmm, no takers ... What! It's only water!!!

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!!!

    Between Keyser Soze and 00Dad - I laughed so hard!!!

    crosseyed cat

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    Hey Jonesy:

    Masturbation is always about local needs

    Local needs should never be about masturbation

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    OMG THEY HAVE A SIGN LANGUAGE LECTURE ON MASTURBATION!!!!!

    LOL! I wonder what the signs are!

    -Sab

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