When my family joined the cult we were using the pink songbook and rotated between 3 sisters who played the piano. One of them did pretty well. One of them would pound the keys enthusiastically. The third one played everything like it was a dirge.
Remember "The Resurrection Joy?" That was the one that started off, "Lazarus lay sleeping in a cold stone grave..." Seriously, it was enough to make you want to string up a noose from the ceiling lights and end it all right there.
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