A while back, whatistruth posted the question: How many Bible events can we site that no human has ever witnessed. I was surprised that no one cited Isaiah 43:10:
“YOU are my witnesses,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “even my servant whom I have chosen, in order that YOU may know and have faith in me, and that YOU may understand that I am the same One. Before me there was no God formed, and after me there continued to be none
No one was around "before Jehovah" or immediately after his formation (or whatever you want to call it).
Which leads me to believe that the name "Jehovah's Witness" is a misnomer. They should really rename this religion. I think they should hold a contest to come up with the best name. The prize could be a one-week all-expense paid trip to whichever Bethel ["House of God"] Jehovah is currently residing at, plus an autographed first-edition of Vol. 1 No. 1 of Zion's Watchtower (hermetically sealed behind tinted plate glass to avoid injuring anyone with old light).
So I kicked around such names as "Watchtower Worshipers" and "Slaves of Slaves", and then I think I hit upon a winning entry for sure. I'll share it with you in my latest blog: Contest: Rename that Religion!
Contest: Rename that religion!
by smmcroberts 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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smmcroberts
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King Solomon
How about "Jehovah's Hear-sayers"?
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ziddina
Hmmm....
"International Bible Students" has already been attempted.
How about - "Only a Few Get Into Heaven - So There!!!"
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JW GoneBad
How about ‘Jehovah’s Speculators’ instead of ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses.’
After all they do get far more speculating done than witnessing!
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will-be-apostate
I don`t even try to think of one. I am not given the holy spirit like our almighty, fellow brothers from Brooklyn.
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ziddina
Aouw, will-be-apostate, just do what THEY do!!
Pretend you're "anointed" and make sh*t up!!!
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Kojack57
How about----THE HOLY DECIEVERS
kojack
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talesin
Jehovah's Pedophile Paradise
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MC RubberMallet
Current TruthUnderstanding Holders
Organizaton Firsters, Love and Christian qualities seconders
GB Witnesses
Jesus' Janitors
Masters' Baiters (To get people to know the "truth")
Friends of the Wife of Jehovah's Son
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OnTheWayOut
Truth-Changers.
Overlappers
Go back to "Russellites"Jay Dubs
Armageddon Any Minute Proclaimers
Not-The-Mormons
.....and my favorite: Watchtower Cult