Screaming: "JEHOVAH!!!", at work.

by Amazing 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    In the early 1980s, I worked at Bechtel Corporation in San Francisco. I commuted 45 miles one way each day in heavy traffic, taking a total time of 11-12 hours per day from the time I left home until I arrived home from work. In addition, I traveled a great deal for the company, spending many hours on airplanes. Supporting my family and being a JW ... and the Elder routine ... and experiencing some depression, it is needless to say that I was often just plumb tuckered out.

    One Day I fell asleep in the bathroom: I had just gotten back from the East coast on Sunday night, and arrived at work Monday morning ... very tired. I had also developed a small, temporary, but real fear of flying. I went into the bathroom, sat in the stall ... placed my head in my hands awaiting the body to relieve itself ...

    On a plane trip: Just getting back from a trip to the Limerick Nuclear site in Pottstown, Pennsylvania ... we were landing at Oakland airport. We often flew in and out of Oakland because the airlines with discount fares scheduled more flights from there than from San Francisco International.

    We had flown out over the Bay west of San Francisco, turned around and headed back into Oakland. But what was different was that the plane dropped altitude lower than I had ever experienced going over the Bay. We were flying on the south side of the Oakland-Bay bridge ... and we eventually dropped almost even with the traffic ... and it was then I knew something was seriously wrong ...

    The plane banked some but we were still losing altitude ... and I saw the high rise office complexes in front of us ... and knew that something serious was going to happen ... then, it dawned on me I was going to die! I screamed, Oh, Jehovah!!! Help me please!!! Oh God, oh God, oh no!!! Oh Jehovah! ...

    Just then ... I heard a loud banging, like the engines were cutting out ... or the plane breaking up ... I screamed more ... and the banging got louder. Suddenly, I heard a voice say, "Amazing, are you okay in there? What's going on! ... "

    I woke up from my slumber ... feeling embarrassed I was in the stall, and had fallen asleep. ... Then my Supervisor asked me why I was yelling about Jehovah. ... I stalled by saying I was okay and that I would be out in a minute ...

    After I came out, he was still there waiting for an explanation ... I sheepishly smiled, stunned, speechless ... how do you respond to a situation like this? Just then some more employees dropped in, and my Supervisor smiled back, and just said that he was glad that I was okay ...

    Yes, I was okay ... but on that day, the name Jehovah nearly got me fired!

  • TR
    TR

    Amazing,

    ROTFLMAO! Sorry, but that IS funny. Jehovah almost got you fired!

    TR- UADNA
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)

    I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
    --Robert Frost, 1935

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    That IS funny...

    Didn't Art Linkletter used to have a TV show called "Dubs Scream The Darnedest Things"?

    I'll bet your bowels were squeeky-clean after that dream, though!

    - Nathan Natas, UADNA
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America)

  • Simon
    Simon

    ha ha ha ... that is one of the funniest - oh to have had it captured on a web-cam so we all could share in your shame (like "bad day"?)

  • alamb
    alamb

    Funny but scary.

    Last night we were riding in the car with my 1 year old who was clowning around for the other three (who are being brainwashed by their father, my ex to be JW's) The one-year old starts belly laughing and throwing her head back and all three girls yell, "Jehovah save us!"

    My husband looks at me and I just roll my eyes. I guess demons are everywhere.

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    They were thinking to them selves, this guy needs to add a little more bran in his diet for sure.
    That is so funny my gad.

    I could have been worse. You could have fallen asleep on the plane.

    mental pics of that ohhhhhhhhhhh hahaha. sorry

  • Beans
    Beans

    Now that is Amazing,as you know if you had told this story to your fellow elders they would have been upset that you did not use this oppourtunity to tell them about Psm 83:18 . Another chance to preach the word lost!!! Muhaaahaaaa!!!

    Well were glad your still here and so is Jehovah.

    Beans

  • gumby
    gumby

    Why didn't you just come right out and say I fell asleep and had a bad dream and so I called out to God to save me?

    I wonder which part would be the most embarrsing....
    1. Telling everyone you fell asleep, or
    2. Explaining who Jehovah is?
    I remember witnessing when there was a bunch of workmates standing there listening would have been embarrasing.....but not one on one.

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Gumby:

    "Why didn't you just come right out and say I fell asleep and had a bad dream and so I called out to God to save me?"

    Is that what you prefer? Then, using the summary 'bullet-outline-style' I could have reworded my exit series, 18 parts and about 100 pages to simply say: "I read Crisis of Conscience, harbored doubts for a couple of years, walked away when the conflict was too great, had some trouble with the Elders dogging me, but finally ended it by being Disassociated."

    The abreviated style makes for fast reading, but leaves out a lot of the real events, feeling, mental images, etc. that are the substance of telling a story. Almost any news article or book can be similarly reduced to headlines or a single paragraph. In fact, almost every post on JWD could be reduced to short sweet outlines, and save many Gigabytes of board bandwidth.

    On many of my longer posts I have provided a 'Summary' at the end so that those with less time can read that and go back to read the details later. But, in this case, a summary seemed unnecessary.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Gumby "Is that what you prefer?

    I was JOKIING!

    Don't be so serious. I would put a smily on this post but do not know how.

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